Daniel The Bard

@lporiginalg Steam power best power.

@Jennife01484701 @klara_sjo Lmao.

@klara_sjo Im using this line on my husband now. The next time the night gets late and hes like "what do you want to do now?" im gonna hit him with that educated romance and look deep into his eyes and let him know "i would like to engage in sexual activity."

Imagine thinking two people would have a conversation like this. Even AI would do better.

@EtepMax @Luna__Noire @prontoyyc @oddsmaker55 Italiane amirite? 😂

@Luna__Noire @prontoyyc @oddsmaker55 I see their YouTube shorts frequently. She's a bit of a strumpet. Lol but she makes a hell of a pizza.

Let’s make pasta al ragu!! #pizza #pasta #italianfood #dinnertime #calgary #entrepreneur

@CapAlpha_ @prontoyyc LOL

@prontoyyc There are too many hairs involved for my liking.

@hoppah_1776 @klara_sjo

@klara_sjo I need some moon sugar.

Khajiit has wares if you have coin.

@OldHollowTree @SeedOilDsrspctr What’s Captain Planet

I made a reference to Captain Planet and none of my zoomer coworkers knew what I was talking about.

@Alicia_Bittle_ ChatGPT is way too useful at anything involving math or analysis lol

Ok so apparently the girlies don’t know this but… Here’s how to hack the bra market: If you want a wider bra selection and to never buy the wrong size again, just enter your measurements into Chat GPT and it’ll tell you everything you need to know. You can even ask it to pretend that it’s a professional lingerie fitter and tell it to ask you questions to help nail down not just your size, but the styles and brands that will suit your body best as well. Happy early Valentine’s Day 💋♥️

@lporiginalg Funny but in a fucked up way that becomes less funny if it actually happened…

@MbarkCherguia Stretching like that while doing kegels kinda makes it obvious, but I’m not gonna be the one to say it outright.

Someone please tell me what she’s training for 😭💀

@lporiginalg Lolwut (but sadly can relate to people thinking chess is worse than watching movies)

@iky_fwjett @isabeller0ss Arguing is often a waste of time. Some lessons can only be self-taught,

The best manipulators won't even argue with you

@GigaBasedDad Awww

🚨 Wholesome timeline cleanse Take a break from constant doomscrolling

@Nekochan_______ @TSV007 @Rothmus Portraits are extremely difficult to do well, and take lots of time. Plenty of artists don’t draw people, because it’s difficult LOL.

@TSV007 @Rothmus because he could not do portraits or other art styles.

@BackupJeffx Idk probably to take the piss out of everyone until he either pisses off everyone or his groypers start Epstein-maxxing.

Can someone tell me why Fuentes is doing all of this ?

@owenbroadcast It’s probably a barely-effective rail gun. Note the coils implying an electromagnet where the cylinder would go.

@squawk_hawk @AFpost Bruh he doesn't have a brand, other than being an edgelord. That said, he's the only person here who seems self-assured. And getting the club to play that song was pretty funny.

@AFpost This is not doing nick any favors. He is destroying his brand

@miniapeur It could be 100 though. Idk; I’d have to test it.

@miniapeur Well, the scale should be measuring the total weight being held off the ground, so 200N. Even though the net force could be said to be zero, the tension in the line should be 200N.

For my followers:

@justalexoki Lmao

@justalexoki Uh it’s possible as long as everything between zero and 100 is accounted for, which it is…

this is so funny holy shit