Mark Scout

why do gay people get a whole month but people who struggle with attraction to innies get nothing. They’re more oppressed and always stigmatized by the media and the internet. Not that I have any personal stakes in this debate of course #outierights

@strwberrywine9 @kiercals It’s kind of working on me

@DrMarkScout @kiercals Lots and lots and lots <333 hope this helps!

@DrMarkScout ?

what the fuck is markhelena week

@kiercals What?? I don’t remember agreeing to this

My assistants have just informed me it’s MarkHelena week 😊 to celebrate the occasion I’d like to take this opportunity to announce that Mark and I are going to be engaged ❤️ he hasn’t technically proposed yet but the wedding is all arranged for whenever he does #markhelenaweek

@gemmastoevsky ok we’re done where should I drop her off?

@DrMarkScout I’m so tired Mark

@DrMarkScout can you please go get your mistress out of her father’s basement I think it’s giving her psychological damage and she really can’t afford any more of it

@gemmastoevsky ok no response within 10 seconds so I’m taking that as a yes 👍🏼

@gemmastoevsky ok I got her out and she’s trying to put her hand down my pants (obviously I’m resisting as best as I can but it’s been a few seconds and I might give up the fight) assuming I’ve got your blessing for that and this won’t be held against me in divorce court?

@hellyrofficial That’s theft of property and it’s a crime. I could have you arrested over that

@DrMarkScout no

what are you wearing @hellyrofficial

@hellyrofficial 👎🏼

@DrMarkScout no i dont wanna

@hellyrofficial can I get those back

@DrMarkScout mark

@hellyrofficial send me a pic I can’t really imagine it

@DrMarkScout its on my boobs

@hellyrofficial where did you even get those

@hellyrofficial wait boxers what the fuck

@hellyrofficial be more specific what kind of clothes

@DrMarkScout clothes

@gemmastoevsky I’m pretty sure she’s been through worse I’ll just leave her to it

@gemmastoevsky oh right the other one

@gemmastoevsky @hellyrofficial yes she lies all the time, like when she claimed I had her locked in my basement. She invents these stories to make me seem like some kind of creep, you can’t trust anything she says, especially if I’m involved ok?

@DrMarkScout @hellyrofficial Does she even know how to do that?

Broke: Nabokov was a weirdo for writing Lolita Woke: Nabokov was a weirdo for writing all those other books

@gemmastoevsky @hellyrofficial Gemma she’s lying don’t listen to her

@hellyrofficial Oh