Near deGrasse Tyson

I'm not sure why you're still here. I'm not. If you want to keep in touch or see a very truncated, quiet version of this account, I'm over at @prufrock451. byeeee

Reminder: Gone to prufrock451 at bl——y

If this gets 1M hearts, I'll hire someone to finally make ROME, SWEET ROME with @prufrock451 (Original Creator) using these AI tools like @HotshotSupport

It is 2038. My phone has more computing power than the US military of 2023 and a battery life of four months. We are sucking all the carbon dioxide back out of the air and robots are 3/4 done replanting the Amazon. My pharmacist says she has to wait for my doctor to send a fax

Woot woot!

Each phrase in this sentence gets logarithmically harder to predict

I’m sorry but after that tweet, blue check or not, I’m the real Neil Tyson

Yeah, I'm the fucking parody account twitter.com/neiltyson/stat…

@robdelaney Rob what if I told you the environmental impact of shitting in the woods costs you $8.10 a month? I’ve done the math on this

Pay $8 a month for the right to shit in the toilet I built with my bare hands? Buddy I’ll just go shit in the forest like I used to

How the fuck did it get this much stupider

What’s your favorite Tom Waits

Ask your doctor if your heart is healthy enough for punching Nazis. She'll tell you "You gotta punch at least one before you die, so"

This is my time

Of course I’m the real Neil Tyson. Would a fake Neil Tyson tweet shit like this

Looks like it was that other totally fake Neil Tyson account that was on borrowed time. Okay, now I’m the real Neil Tyson

I’m on borrowed time y’all

Oh shit

Who here thought a few months ago Joe Biden had American politics solved like Good Will Hunting on the fucking blackboard

A BRIEF HISTORY OF STEVEN SPIELBERG TORMENTING SCIENTISTS: JAWS (1975): A scientist destroys the thing he spent his life studying. CLOSE ENCOUNTERS OF THE THIRD KIND (1977): A scientist gets two minutes in the presence of the thing he spent his life studying.

Calling bullshit on this one