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@DrNeilTyson

I bring the science, whether you wanted it or not. No, not actually @neiltyson.

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Near deGrasse Tyson@DrNeilTyson·
I'm not sure why you're still here. I'm not. If you want to keep in touch or see a very truncated, quiet version of this account, I'm over at @prufrock451. byeeee
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Reminder: Gone to prufrock451 at bl——y
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Alexis Ohanian 🗽@alexisohanian·
If this gets 1M hearts, I'll hire someone to finally make ROME, SWEET ROME with @prufrock451 (Original Creator) using these AI tools like @HotshotSupport
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Near deGrasse Tyson@DrNeilTyson·
It is 2038. My phone has more computing power than the US military of 2023 and a battery life of four months. We are sucking all the carbon dioxide back out of the air and robots are 3/4 done replanting the Amazon. My pharmacist says she has to wait for my doctor to send a fax
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I’m sorry but after that tweet, blue check or not, I’m the real Neil Tyson
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Near deGrasse Tyson@DrNeilTyson·
@robdelaney Rob what if I told you the environmental impact of shitting in the woods costs you $8.10 a month? I’ve done the math on this
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rob delaney@robdelaney·
Pay $8 a month for the right to shit in the toilet I built with my bare hands? Buddy I’ll just go shit in the forest like I used to
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How the fuck did it get this much stupider
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What’s your favorite Tom Waits
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Near deGrasse Tyson@DrNeilTyson·
Ask your doctor if your heart is healthy enough for punching Nazis. She'll tell you "You gotta punch at least one before you die, so"
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Near deGrasse Tyson@DrNeilTyson·
Looks like it was that other totally fake Neil Tyson account that was on borrowed time. Okay, now I’m the real Neil Tyson
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Prufrock451@prufrock451·
Who here thought a few months ago Joe Biden had American politics solved like Good Will Hunting on the fucking blackboard
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Prufrock451@prufrock451·
A BRIEF HISTORY OF STEVEN SPIELBERG TORMENTING SCIENTISTS: JAWS (1975): A scientist destroys the thing he spent his life studying. CLOSE ENCOUNTERS OF THE THIRD KIND (1977): A scientist gets two minutes in the presence of the thing he spent his life studying.
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