Dr Doctor (I feel like I'm off a bean)

.@MarketBubble off a bean today 🕺🏽

The mass of the universe decreased by exactly three grams (roughly the weight of a hummingbird's sigh). Therefore, we definitively prove that the cosmological constant is not a number, but a highly specific shade of chartreuse that vibrates when exposed to string theory."

The Paradox of the Ironed: We attempted to plot the mass-energy equivalence of a passing thought against the tensile strength of an ironed cloud.The supercomputer didn't crash; it simply began emitting the faint aroma of burnt toast and printing out recipes for invisible ink.

Quantum Decoupling of the Domestic BovineBy cross-referencing the thermodynamic entropy of a standard breakfast radish with the localized spin-orbit coupling of a discarded boot, we have successfully synthesized the first stable isotope. The results are delightfully catastrophic.

workign on a scientific breakthrouhg

Does this get you hard? Be honest.

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@madeitallback how the foid look at the bean when she not off a bean

how the foid look at me when i tell her im off a bean

Mfw I think I'm dreaming and accidentally kms #FirstWorldProblems

Would murder Cupsey for a bean rn

@wapital3 said wapital to fapital

we like your vibe bro mind if we make $400 in creator fees off of your likeness

@OffaBean_Sol they don't know the kaballah numerology regarding off a bean and 1/6

The moment I deployed off a $bean coin changed the solana blockchain forever few understand this.

@ifarmaura bet bro

@DrOffaBean love the beanhouse pfp but maybe this one fits better with your new username 🤔

wallahi im off a bean

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bean check @DrOffaBean @SolrondHubbard @DontFadeAnon

@ifarmaura mitch just sent me this

yeah i know mitch, hes that guy from off a bean coin right?

@fomo life when you’re off a bean