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Do you guys like my Gator Tour arm band tan line where I forgot to put sun screen on the inside and bottom of my arm and then sat in an airboat for two hours

At my parents house last night and their fuck ass dog was just staring at me and farting while I ate spaghetti

@unrequiet I like your lady bugs

Farting so hard it shatters my pelvis into 19 different pieces and screaming HELP ME

Had to drop another $700 to get out of here tonight. $2000 in flights this trip hopefully can get $900 back

Spending the next 20 hours in an airport terminal #blessed

I wish I had a wife to annoy

I’m going to New Orleans tomorrow anyone want to hang out

When you’re high as hell and someone asks if you’re high

@sw1gsw4g What you get at Taco Bell

if this tornado kills me i want to spend my last moments watching jerma and smoking weed and eating taco bell so i guess id better hurry!

@hamstorm69 There was a nice looking bench on park Ave in between Allen and meadow

look what i just found on the corner for freeeeeeeee

@holedonor What if it’s more so a leg on orbs phobia than arachnids

I have such severe arachnophobia that I can’t even fw crabs is that normal

@SlurricaneH Yeah idk what’s controversial about it, it’s just from like 1100s’s when everything wasn’t very centralized

I know an EU4 map when I see one

@thejaybaybay Spaghetti is the best food of all time

I don’t think people understand how excited I get when I’m making my meat sauce for spaghetti. I could eat spaghetti every day of my life and never get tired of it.

Birria quesadilla

@bintcrubbs That shit made me so mad

It was 80 degrees 18 hours ago. Tell me how im watching snow fall rn

@holynth Like what

my pawpaw told me earlier that he wasn’t scared to die because he was gonna ask God questions

I’ve lost so much weight