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Goat God Rules
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Goat God Rules
@DrRubacka
The greatest trick the Devil ever pulled was convincing the world that those are goat feet and not just really gross people feet.
Los Angeles Katılım Nisan 2009
348 Takip Edilen101 Takipçiler
I dreamt that some people made a giant hamburger.
Then some other people made a truck that could eat the giant hamburger.
And this was on the news.
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Cam’Ron: You pee?
Juelz Santana: I pee.
Cam’Ron: I poop.
Juelz Santana: Me too.
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Oh, the Rump Parliament ain’t got no love for Mariah Carey + Alvin Chipmunk?????
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The vibe on here right now is Neo getting bummed out about a dream during the Matrix Reloaded rave scene.
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Adam and Eve Urkel,
not Adam and Steve Urkel!
Original Sin: “Diiiiiiiiiiiid I doooo thaaaat?”
<turn this motherfucker off>
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I played “The Plan” the first time I put my daughter to sleep. It’s a very special memory for me. It’s sad that people can’t know that they’re responsible for nice things like this. RIP, Mimi.
LOW@lowtheband
Friends, it’s hard to put the universe into language and into a short message, but She passed away last night, surrounded by family and love, including yours. Keep her name close and sacred. Share this moment with someone who needs you. Love is indeed the most important thing.
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There are a lot of songs about cheating but very few about making shrimp for your wife bc she likes it.
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They should make a season of The Bachelor but The bachelor is Beetlejuice.
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I hate how they would change the music in an X Files episode to let you know that something a little silly was happening.
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Ron DeSantis looks like if Andrew McCarthy was the one who died in Weekend at Bernie’s.
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My daddy is the X-Files intro and my mommy is the ‘Tonight, Tonight’ video.
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They should make a show called ‘Fish Tank’ where entrepreneurs come on to pitch their business ideas to ‘Fish’ and if the idea is good enough, all of the Fish die.
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@DrewBarrymoreTV @CBS Listen, I’m busy on Friday, but I just can’t believe this.
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The most disappointing part of Star Wars is that we never even see Darth Vader’s house. We never get to see him packing a suitcase and going home for the weekend. All he does is work 😔
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