Sam D, Ph. D

@sleepy_homo Shouldn’t have checked this…☹️

10 years into being a doctor and I still owe this much. I have no idea how the £9,000 pa fees students cope 🥴

@AldiUK I love ya, but your ‘Specially Selected’ selection this year tastes like shite! What went wrong? 😭😭

@PhD_Genie Grow up

Things that you can say to reviewer 2 that you can also say to a toddler

@AcademicChatter Granular. It grates me. Just say detailed.

What is the most annoying word typically used in academia? "Networking" is up there..

Fluconazole-resistant Candida parapsilosis: A new emerging threat in the fungi arena frontiersin.org/articles/10.33…

@DJWeduwen Next have some delightfully fluffy brushed cotton ones

Peeps in the UK, I need some new pj *bottoms* specifically. Would like them to be cozy and not too expensive (£25 max, and preferably cheaper), from UK based shops. Any recommendations?

@DJWeduwen That dress!! 👌🏻👌🏻👌🏻 William Morris meets Poirot

Charmaine Chandler, the heiress, reporting for duty at tonight's Murder Mystery!

The @WHO recognizes the threat from fungi. 'Worldwide, fungal infections kill a whopping 1.7 million people each year – that’s more than malaria or tuberculous. That’s a number that's on the rise too.' iflscience.com/first-ever-who…

@owtjg It's a hmmm moment. We had some beef tomatoes that were greeeen green, but we chopped the bushes back and just left them on the windowsill to see what happened- few weeks passed with lots of rotating; some had ripened, some hadn't 🤷🏼

Are my tomatoes likely to ripen now or do I just make green tomato chutney? Any advice anyone? #gardening 🍅🍅🍅

@Archiemurp @Benanarama @nemanjaYVR

@Benanarama @nemanjaYVR What’s Kath and Kim?

Lettuce at 58p – a good buy Liz Truss at Number 10 – a goodbye

@imajeanpeace @11julie A fine balance between working and studying 🤔

@11julie @imajeanpeace I had no stipend at all during my phd. Fine balance between working and studying.

@theresecoffey how are you planning on a 2 week wait (disgusting time in itself) when they're closing our bloody GPs?! #NHS #failure @birmingham_live

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If the The Queen getting a tractor guard of honour isn't the most British thing ever... 😭

Actually amazing what Charlotte has done for our boys!! facebook.com/profile.php?id…

The irony of taking a Polaroid photo, and then taking a digital photo of the Polaroid photo to post on social media.

Nice to see with prices going up, @Tesco are giving away free maggots with their already open food!

@AcademicTwittex @AcademicChatter Definitely agree!

@DrSam_D @AcademicChatter There’s no point in being rude as a reviewer. Being constructive while stating facts should be the goal of every reviewer. Some reviewers need to learn, “mannerism” in writing and review. Agreed?

Don't you just love it when 1 of 3 reviewers is just being point blank rude, no constructive criticism, just rude. Shove it up your shit pipe. @AcademicChatter @AcademicTwittex