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@Mylovanov Nobody cares

Zelenskyy: Russians just destroyed the Chornobyl museum — built one month ago. Crazy assholes. We strike military targets — weapons production, energy that funds their army. Russia hits museums, schools, apartments. 1/

@EthanLevins2 Nothing will change. Ukraine can withstand everything from Putin

Russia is done holding back. Zelensky did this.

@nicksortor Had he succeeded, he would have saved us a lot

🚨 BREAKING: The White House shooter has been identified as 21-year-old Nasire Best "Best," which is a misleading last name, had previously attempted to INFILTRATE the White House MULTIPLE times, per USSS He's now at the coroner's office in a bag. Good riddance.

@AokoOtieno_ Kibaki was not sworn at night, he was sworn at 6:11pm.

Ah, Mnanitoa space because nimeuliza Martha Karua why she swore in Kibaki at night? Lord! Gondi?

@zablonorina1 Why was it necessary for that VP to see the minister? If opposition leaders in Kenya are able to register a new party to fight the government, I refuse to believe that it's that difficult to open a pharmaceutical company without seeing the minister.

I once worked for an American company whose annual revenue was nearly 50% of Kenya’s entire GDP. The company wanted to set up a manufacturing plant in Kenya and even sent its Vice President to explore the opportunity. Do you know the VP couldn’t even secure a meeting with the Health CS? Gatekeepers blocked discussions before they could even begin. Everyone wanted their share first. The VP flew to Ethiopia instead. He was welcomed like a head of state. Imagine the jobs, technology transfer, exports, taxes, supplier networks, and investor confidence Kenya lost because of a few selfish individuals protecting personal interests. Dangote has been here before. He ended up setting a massive cement manufacturing plant in Ethiopia. Those government officials don’t care as long as they can’t see their share.

@_jimkinyua @zablonorina1 Exactly.

@zablonorina1 Bwana hii inakaa jaba. Such a company The US ambassador could have easily arranged such a meeting. They don't need a middleman

@AokoOtieno_ @Jesse4Winston You work for NIS. Otherwise, how are you able to pay your bills without a job? And howcomes nobody arrested you during your numerous court appearances?

Ruto is not amused with Raymond... You saw him sacrifice fellow Kalez and kept Wandayi over fuel fiasco? That is how much he needs Luos, divided as we are, Ame sacrifice hadi Sudi front page as land grabber The Goonism thing kidogo imetingiza Nyanza, Sunday will seal FATES!

@sholard_mancity That's not his plane though

Many Kenyans don’t know this, but William Ruto quietly left Italy yesterday. We tracked the jet for several hours yesterday. It made a stop in the UAE and is now sitting at Al Bateen Executive Airport. So the question is simple: What is really going on? Why the silence? Why the detour? Why hide something that should be public? Don’t be surprised when he lands back in Kenya suddenly “fully recovered” and business continues as usual.

@AokoOtieno_ Unakaa transgender

60 does feel dope...😉 Just athritis, baby fat and wrinkles, but at least alive! Cheers to the Taurus gang. The Bulls are unstoppable Mpesa number ya keki iko available #MaandamanoBirthday

@RigaToniOHoagie @ThatOneGuy67312 @PsyGuy007 So are you telling us that he attacked the girls for no good reason?

@ThatOneGuy67312 @PsyGuy007 So he was attacked for no reason off several girls? No. He deserved it clearly, so to does the cameraman.

🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿 Scotland: In Glasgow, an African migrant assaulted several young Scottish girls, but they fought back with determination, refusing to be intimidated. Well done 👏

@GlassRoss30294 @ThatOneGuy67312 @PsyGuy007 Maybe his father's land was stolen by whites in South Africa.

@ThatOneGuy67312 @PsyGuy007 who cares? he's a nig and shouldn't be in scotland

@PsyGuy007 He has the right to defend himself

@AokoOtieno_ @BRUCELEEY7 Do you by any chance have any evidence to proof what you have just written?

Mumelala? So a fortnight ago, Methuselah brought Enugu ritualists to Bondo Because his brother has been appearing to him Voodoo connoisseurs from Nigeria The ones who told Raila "You will be powerful. But you will not get power" He was told to buy four he-goats, Rituals were perfomed, sand picked from Rao's grave, goats were then dropped ile forest mnajua. Alive Two goats got devoured. One had only the thigh ripped off It was for Winnie. It remained alive Nyakono is protected by Jakom even from the grave Moja hata haikuguzwa na hizo wild animals, demons woreva You see the so called ODM no longer in coalition talks with UDA, ni uchawi ili backfire! Uskie Oburu akifunga macho hivi, Rao appears even on his plate! So aka panick. Akapiga simu To the socerers, "Yo, Pawa, pawa is not happening!" Do you know what they told him? Hahahaaaa Anyway, wanarudi next week

@Osoro20Fred Osoro what happened to your account? I here there is a certain kalenjin working at X kazi yake ni shadowban watu.

Did you know that William ruto is an Arsenal fan.Arsenal team can falsely make one believe that they are the best.

@HillaryGondi I'm ready to give you my vote, but before I do that I want you to admit that CBC wasn't a good idea.

The President of the United States is threatening to commit war crimes and wipe out a "whole civilization" — all because he started a disastrous war of his own making and had no plan and no strategy for how to end it. This is abhorrent, and the American people do not support this. Trump's recklessness is needlessly putting our brave service members in harm's way, destroying America's global standing, and making life even more unaffordable for the American people. We must all stand against this and oppose funding this illegal war of choice.

@ZelenskyyUa You didn't say that when Israel bombarded Gaza. Double standards!

It is unfortunate that the UN Security Council has once again failed to demonstrate effectiveness and act decisively in the face of such a global threat as the Iranian regime's blockade of the Strait of Hormuz. No one should be allowed to block such globally significant sea lanes or undermine the security of dozens of nations through terrorist attacks against the freedom of navigation. We faced a similar challenge in the Black Sea when the Russians attempted to block our ports and civilian shipping—Russia was trying to suffocate our economy. And we found a way to solve that problem through decisive action, not inaction. Now, we see a similar problem on a global scale. The Strait of Hormuz must remain open to all vessels that sustain vital economy lifelines and maintain normal international trade. Countries in the region have spoken clearly on this, and we support the aspirations of the people of the Middle East and the Gulf for peace. Peace and security in this region directly impact stability, market predictability, and the cost of living in every single country. Such problems and this war must not be prolonged. The world needs a functional UNSC that acts more decisively to resolve acute security challenges of global magnitude.

@gabrieloguda @Mucombamacharia I guess you use your skinny legs to reason

They wrote to all African Heads of State cautioning them against voting for Baba Raila Amolo Odinga for AU Commission Chair. The same courtesy was not extended to Uhuru Kenyatta in his nomination as peace envoy and facilitator for the East African Community (EAC)-led Nairobi Peace Process. They wrote to Min Piny discouraging her from taking up an envoy assignment to represent the country she loves. The same courtesy was not extended to Supreme Court Justice Njoki Ndungu upon her nomination to the International Criminal Court. They're now writing to Oga Obinna cautioning him against visiting State House to highlight the plight of boxing as a sport in Kenya. The same courtesy was not extended to Truphena Muthoni when she visited State House to explain how it was possible to hug a tree in record time.

@ShaykhSulaiman And where are the bodies?

JUST IN: IRAN SAYS AMERICA BOMBED THEIR OWN SOLDIERS “U.S. aircraft were shot down by Iran's air defense fire, and the Americans bombed their own soldiers.”