Kerry Somerset

And Small is 18 later this week. Thank goodness she's still...erm...small.

Hardly anyone around today. Any one who is around is wearing LCFC blue. And probably nursing an almighty hangover (present company excepted)

And frankly if my @LCFC can do it then my @buffalobills can do it too #differentfootballsamepassion

@LCFC So proud to be from Leicester today. What a phenomenal achievement.

Trying really hard to finish a cross stitch started when I was pregnant with Small. Unfortunately she's 16 today #misseditbyamile

Apparently I am 5 today. Coo. #Twitterversary

@CJBrake And that's why I wrote it, my love. I thought it would make you giggle...it did me!

Checking emails when should be dishing up. Naughty, naughty.

Big is currently talking to friends abroad, Small asleep. Sometimes I forget I have teenagers!

To be perfectly honest, if it is too much to ask then I should do something else...

Is it too much to ask that MSc students use the right 'their' when they're writing essays? Perhaps I should #AskGinola

@mollstam Sorry to bother you - is there any arrangement to let under 17's check into a disney hotel for the convention without an adult?

...while Small revises for a maths test. She wants to be in group 7 of 9 to do lower GCSE paper. She does look a bit like Jeri Ryan too.

Oh yes and a very satisfying line of washing hanging outside. Just got to get Big to flamethrow the weeds on the back fence.

Beautiful day here. Planted broccoli & onions, runner beans all in pots, just got to plant the honeysuckle now. All that and great cricket!

Right back in this , West Indies Good morning for them so far 308-5

Many apologies to all. Someone has hacked into my account so I will change my password. Whoever has done it should be ASHAMED.

Big is upset to be known as Big - Small is unaware that she's called Small. Just have to cope with that I guess!

Wonderful day - 22 degrees here in the Midlands. Shame I've been working!

I love that I'm being followed by organisations relating to medicine - 'remove your trousers, I'm a doctor of political economy'. Think not.