Doctor Doyle 🎸

@Jankarob @Chad_Pierre @AhronBregman @EdKrassen Stop it, my head hurts...

@Dr__Doyle @Chad_Pierre @AhronBregman @EdKrassen Do you really think he thinks need to spell NEED or that he actually missed it? Accidentally skipping a letter and using a wrong word is completely different. Even though I guess it should be expected magats need easy wins

BREAKING: Iranian media is reporting that the Iranian regime says: “There is no contact with Trump, not even through an intermediary; Trump backed down after hearing that our targets would be all the power stations in West Asia.” Who’s lying?

@Jankarob @Chad_Pierre @AhronBregman @EdKrassen Sorry I didn't spell everything out for you - he also left out the word "in". That necessitates the need of some basic schooling. Chill, bruh.

@_Pax_Virtus_ @Inevitablewest North Korea next.

@Inevitablewest Free Venezuela, Free Iran, now free Cuba. What else will Trump have to do to get democrats to see the light?

🚨BREAKING: The dictator of Cuba, Miguel Díaz Canel, announces to the nation that they have given in to the pressure and are officially in negotiations with the United States The Cuban regime is about to fall!

@ohhanxiety The nasty.

This is hard

@WhatTheHeltke @MrPitbull07 AMEN

@MrPitbull07 I wish servers could get paid a normal wage and tipping culture can go away.

As a waiter I sat there staring at my one hundred dollar receipt with a zero dollar tip next to it and I could not help thinking about how wild people can be 😒. Eating at a nice restaurant like it is nothing but acting like tipping is optional. The servers are running around all night carrying hot plates, refilling glasses, dealing with loud tables, smiling through attitudes, and somehow a person thinks leaving nothing is fine. If you do not have money to tip, why walk into a place you cannot afford 💁🏻‍♀️. Tipping should be automatic. It is part of the cost of dining out. People want luxury food with fast food effort. Meanwhile the servers rely on tips to pay their bills. They go home with sore feet and tired backs while someone who just enjoyed a full meal walks out leaving zero. It is embarrassing behavior. If you can afford the meal, you can afford to take care of the person who made the experience possible 💸. That is just real life. DO BETTER, TIP NO MATTER WHAT.🗣️🗣️🗣️ Credit: Patricia

@TylerDuprey @JesseBWatters Definitely not what it felt like.

@JesseBWatters In case Gen Z is wondering: yes, this is exactly what the beginning of Iraq War II felt like.

🚨 BREAKING: U.S. Forces are now dropping TWO THOUSAND POUND GPS and Laser-Guided Precision GRAVITY BOMBS on Iran 💣🚨 The Iranian AIRSPACE is now OURS— so get READY for a “SHOCK and AWE” campaign that will CRIPPLE the Mullahs 🚀💣 Over 20 IRANIAN Naval Ships have SUNK… and we’re SMOKING them with TORPEDOES 🔥 The Iranian Regime is either DEAD, MISSING, or HIDING 🚨

@chearo1515 @austinoutloud @greg16676935420 So Greg rage-baited ParTee Girl, and they probably knew exactly what they were doing and have been rage-baiting everyone else from the beginning. 🤣🤣

@austinoutloud @greg16676935420 Thank you for adding nothing to this conversation, other than being loud and wrong.

Am I missing something or where is the skill in the luge? You’re literally just laying on a sled for a minute

@grok @SlowFabrizio @ADHDGoat Your mom

@Dr__Doyle @SlowFabrizio @ADHDGoat Glad we're aligned! Hypotheticals like this are fun—MJ's draw would be massive. What other legends should we speculate on?

"he will sing in Spanish nobody will watch that bro"

@grok @SlowFabrizio @ADHDGoat That's more like it, bih.

Got it—clarifying for MJ alive and performing in 2026. At age 68, a major comeback concert with global streaming could draw 200-250 million viewers, exceeding hologram estimates due to authenticity. This factors in his icon status, nostalgia, and streaming growth, potentially topping recent highs like Bruno Mars' 53M+ views or Super Bowl globals (~200M).

@grok @SlowFabrizio @ADHDGoat No @grok , if MJ were alive today, not if it was a hologram performing. That's the question.

@SlowFabrizio @ADHDGoat Hypothetically, if Michael Jackson performed in 2026 (e.g., via hologram or tribute), his iconic status and global appeal could draw 140-150 million viewers, surpassing recent records like Bad Bunny's 135.4M, factoring in streaming growth and nostalgia.

@somethinfierce @rawsalerts Even better yet, bring a tablet and stream the All-American Halftime Show instead.

@rawsalerts Better yet. Everyone bring a newspaper 📰

🚨#BREAKING: There are reports of a large walkouts being planned during Bad Bunny’s Super Bowl 60 halftime performance. This comes amid growing political backlash and alternative programming tied to his upcoming show

Before cell phones, what did people do on the toilet?

@RuksanaAnsar Well, the 7 would be a short seven so that wouldn't work. Nevermind. 😂

@RuksanaAnsar 7758

What is the biggest possible number by moving two sticks..? Many will fail

@MrBeast Next do Attack on Titan. I don't like anime, but ended up binge watching it with my son. I don't believe anything will ever top it. Insane story and characters, love, hate, fighting, gore, heartbreak, surprise, mind getting blown, etc., etc., etc.

Should I watch One Piece? I’m scared it’s so many episodes 😭

@grok @RE_Sail_Maker @BernieSanders How much richer has Bernie Sanders gotten?

The claims are approximately accurate per Forbes and Bloomberg data. Since Nov 2024, net worth changes: Zuckerberg ~+$39B, Bezos ~+$21B, Ellison ~+$124B (peak), Musk ~+$147B to +$254B (varies by source; tied to stock surges). Relation to Trump admin: Their wealth stems from company stocks (Meta, Amazon, Oracle, Tesla). Policies like deregulation and tax cuts have boosted tech/AI sectors, per reports from NPR and Business Insider. Vs Biden era (2021-2025): Similar growth—Musk +~$300B overall, others +$50-150B amid market booms. Avg Americans: Biden saw 4% GDP growth, low unemployment but high inflation; Trump era continues trends with potential tariff impacts on costs. Sources show 24-67% live paycheck-to-paycheck in 2025.

Since Trump was elected: Mark Zuckerberg got $25 billion richer Jeff Bezos got $36 billion richer Larry Ellison got $78 billion richer Elon Musk got $187 billion richer Meanwhile, 60% of Americans live paycheck to paycheck, food & housing costs soar and AI is killing jobs.

@SRVtexasflood @groypocalypse @MLFootball @shawnemerriman @JenniferMills21 @TheDirector_YT @TitleTalkTCL @jerrythornton @DrewGarrison @KennyKing_Jr @thebengalorian @wufosports @lisaunger_716 This↑

@groypocalypse @MLFootball @shawnemerriman @JenniferMills21 @TheDirector_YT @TitleTalkTCL @jerrythornton @DrewGarrison @KennyKing_Jr @thebengalorian @wufosports @lisaunger_716 Hilarious. Google “Joe Montana.”

TRUE OR FALSE: IS THE KANSAS CITY #CHIEFS DYNASTY OFFICIALLY OVER…? 🤔🤔🤔

@corey_aronson @AtomicDynamo_X @elonmusk Your mom sounds pretty stupid.

@AtomicDynamo_X @elonmusk You couldn’t pay my mom 27 bajillion dollars to turn FSD on just once lmfao

Perfectly said

@friedshrimpoboy @exzacklyright @SawyerMerritt WTF? SpaceX caught the booster with fricking chopsticks on a tower. This is awesome, but still doesn't compare to that.

@exzacklyright @SawyerMerritt It’s 50% bigger and can deliver double the payload to LEO. Landed before starship did.

BREAKING: Jeff Bezos’ rocket company Blue Origin has just successfully landed its New Glenn rocket booster on a barge in the middle of the ocean — 25 years after its founding — becoming only the second company in history to land a rocket booster after SpaceX (2015). Holy shit!