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This is the reason I buy data instead of land. Nigerians never disappoint 😂🤣

First agenda: Peter Obi has settled for a VP slot with Atiku and he's just afraid to inform his Obidients. Result: False. Second agenda: GEJ is going to NDC and he'll get the ticket. Seriake just played Obi. Result: False. Third agenda: Kwankwaso is currently fighting strongly to take the NDC ticket to the North. Result: False. Fourth agenda: NDC is not going to do zoning; they're keeping their primaries open. Result: False. Fifth agenda: Makinde is coming to ADC to become Atiku's VP. 2027 is already settled for Waziri. Result: False. Why argue with an Atiku supporter when you simply wait. 😂

@KeruboSk @BabajideFadoju Japan too has one of the nicest, most respectable people I have come across.

I missed the last train in Seoul once. Phone at 3%. Didn’t speak Korean. It was raining, freezing, and I had no idea where I was supposed to go. I tried calling an Uber but my card kept failing because of my bank fraud protection. Perfect timing. I was standing outside the station looking completely defeated when this older woman walked up to me and started speaking Korean. I told her I didn’t understand. She pulled out her phone translator and typed:“You are lost?” I nodded. She asked where I was staying, looked at the address, then motioned for me to follow her. This woman walked me almost 15 minutes through side streets, holding her umbrella over both of us while I apologized every thirty seconds. When we got to my hotel, I tried offering her cash for helping me. She looked genuinely offended. Typed into the translator again:“If my son was lost somewhere, I hope someone helps him too.” Then she bowed and walked away in the rain before I could even process what happened. Some places still treat strangers like human beings first.

Forward Ever! #Laja4BetterLagos2027

@akintollgate Gej will not contest and if he does eventually, Obi will use him to shine even in Otuoke.

Nobody saw Yenagoa, Bayelsa, emerging as the new Mecca for opposition politics ahead of the 2027 presidential election. But with GEJ’s comments this morning, the entire permutation has shifted dramatically. Interesting days ahead. What’s your current outlook on who eventually emerges?

@chosensomto You support a man who cannot convince his own son to join his political party. Abba is in APC, the party is father wants to rescue power from. Make it make sense.

We worked with him in 2019, we told you he’s not to be trusted, he will not commit. AA was sponsoring his VP campaign in his own state. Keneth Okonkwo, Morris Monye, and Datti worked with him in 2023, they’re saying the same thing. Only a fool will read these things and still follow the Agulu content creator! Peter Obi does not represent the Igbos, we don’t double speak.

🔴 Come on @ManUtd !!

W Greatness ❤️

@Zlatan_Ibile Oje moro oloyiiiii

Babalawo e ma te refund laleyi

@_afbeauty_ Isn't that like a norm? Climb up, jack for two minutes, cum and sleep off. That's all most women do

Dear Men y’all ever encountered a 2mins woman during sex? Like she got satisfied and you didn’t cum

@SciFiArchives They don't even do Alelujah challenge?

Train station in China

Run from bandits, Run from police, Run from thugs.

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@piersmorgan Arsenal will do what with players like Dembele, Kvara, Kane, Olise, Diaz and fullback like Hakimi, Davies, Mendes?. Oh! I forgot Arteta has Martinelli, Madueke, Havertz and Gyokeres

Not proper football. Way too aggressive. Leakier than sieves. Arteta’s Attritional Arsenal will grind down either of them.

@FabrizioRomano @max_sticks Olise is a proper baller but Man city would have destroyed both teams

🚨 WHAT A GAME! 😱🍿 The first Champions League semi final with 9 goals scored in one single leg. 🌪️ Who’s been your Man of the Match?

Dear Nigerians, This is Aso Rock’s ₦17 billion solar grid. This is from the man who promised you electricity.

@PeterObi @Mesh5hark Atiku is busy tweeting about ADC and APC, he's more concerned about the election than condemning the killing in his zone. The more reason we shouldn't miss the chance to elect and install a compassionate leader who, not only wants to lead, but also closer to the people.

A decaying Nation Crying for Leadership. What we have witnessed across our country in just the past 48 hours is not only tragic, it is utterly unacceptable and a damning indictment of our collective failure of leadership. From the reported killings in Katsina, Adamawa, Kaduna and Benue States, to the gruesome murder of an entire family in Plateau State, and the heartbreaking abduction of innocent children in Kogi State, one of the incidents involves children conveying their mother's dead body for burial. Nigeria is bleeding. We are fast becoming a nation where human life is treated as expendable, where citizens live in fear, and where the basic duty of government, to protect lives and property, is repeatedly neglected. 11 innocent Nigerians were killed in Katsina State. 7 more in Benue State. 23 in Adamawa State in just one day. An entire family was brutally murdered in Plateau State. 24 children were abducted from an orphanage in Kogi State, and 10 more children were taken in Kaduna State, all within 48 hours. These are not mere statistics; they are our fellow Nigerians, fathers, mothers, sons, daughters, whose lives have been brutally cut short or violently disrupted. This cannot continue. A nation cannot develop under the weight of such persistent insecurity and human tragedy. The normalisation of these horrors is itself a crisis. We must ask, with all sense of urgency and responsibility: where is the leadership? Where is the coordination, the competence, and the compassion required to confront this menace decisively? My heart goes out to all the grieving families across these states. I pray for divine comfort for those who have lost loved ones and for the safe and immediate return of all abducted children. A New Nigeria is not just a slogan; it has become an urgent necessity. A New Nigeria is Possible. -PO

🔴 #MUNBRE #MUFC

@UGOOOTWEETS A professional driver who doesn't care about mileage. Must be something we don't know