@dracosalpha

Well, my relationship with @Square is starting off with a bust <sad trumpet sounds> You guys causing frustration right out of the gate seems a poor policy. I guess I have to start looking for alternatives, and I haven't even finished setting up.

Brother's printer support live chat is officially the worst support I have ever experienced. Apparently the only thing they can do for a product that is out of warranty is to confirm it's not working and wish you the best of luck. Hilarious.😂

I'm so mad at MemberPress for the unauthorized renewal of the subscription I don't know if I should fight the charge with MasterCard or post an in-depth honest review of MemberPress. I think a review might hurt more.

@hydroquebec Un autre mois, une autre panne de @hydroquebec à Chateauguay. Combien d'heures cette fois-ci? Est-ce que ça me coûtera un quatrième sous-sol? Voyons voir.

@DracosAlpha Si vous subissez des pannes à répétition, SVP contactez-nous en privé afin que nous puissions accéder à votre compte pour mieux vous aider 👉 ow.ly/ZdMH3002Wel

@hydroquebec semble incapable de garder les lumières allumées à Châteauguay. Panne après panne.

@MAGAMichelleS69 If communists had any power, you wouldn't be forced to choose between two millionaires to run the country. There would be at least an option to regulate every industry right on the ballot, and seize lands and assets being misused by corporations. You may be talking out your ass.

Donald, I’m glad you asked.

@ImMeme0 @JoeBiden It's not a joke. It's an attempt to manipulate the election, I think. None of my business, but you guys are screwed, facing a united Republican block if you start believing the psyops they're putting out.

@JoeBiden Is this ad a joke?!

@Samsung For 22 days I have been waiting for warranty replacement or refund from Samsung, and you have never even returned one email, call, or message. This is a known issue, an engineering defect in your SSD product that has been documented in the industry.

This just in. @Apple is full of $#!t. Oh wait. No. That's not new. techcrunch.com/2024/03/06/app…

@hydroquebec Ou bien, et c'est juste une idée, vous pourriez regarder votre propre système pour comprendre l'historique de pannes à Châteauguay et, je ne sais pas, fiabiliser ce secteur un p'tit peu?

@hydroquebec Panne @ 3:31. Rétablissement à 6:00. Non 8:00. Non 9:00. Non, 14:00. Non, en fait 12:45. Non, 15:00. Euh 17:00? Non, 19:00. Vous êtes une gagne d'incompétents. Vivement le off-grid pour tous.

When he realized red is the good part of the watermelon.. 😅

@KariLake This is exactly what I said in 2016. ROFLMAO

“When a clown moves into a palace, he doesn’t become a king. The palace becomes a circus” -Turkish Proverb

@POTUS Weird flex to brag about how people have to have two or three jobs to survive, but ok.

This morning, we learned that the unemployment rate has been under 4 percent for 16 months in a row. The last time our nation had such a long stretch of low unemployment was in the 1960s.

Surprisingly Shutterstock has gone the way of Netflix, I guess. Odd upsell threat🤡 I stopped using Shutterstock years ago, but I did check out their new Generate function the other day to see them try to use AI (and I do mean *try*) to generate images both from home and office.

@beachyheel @AWeissmann_ But... But... But... Her emails! 😂🤣😂🤣

BREAKING: This is the end of the road before an indictment. Standard practice to allow defense to make a presentation before deciding to charge. This is likely Trump’s effort to appeal after being rebuffed by Smith. Childish language notwithstanding.

@0xgaut OMG Bard's developped a sense of humor. This is the exact joke I would have made after your "January, Febuary" typo. ROFLMAO

@remarkablepaper Link not working?

"I spent 15 years of my career trying to make the digital notebook. reMarkable solved it" ~ former CTO of HP Phil McKinney.

@CKoomet @fuckyouiquit Now you're getting it. The money goes to the value producer.

@fuckyouiquit So employers enable increased productivity per employee by making deep, risky investments and the full proceeds should go to the employees?

I love billionaire gaslighting

@ikezeobi @EricFrohnhoefer Elon apparently only cares about the freedom of speech of supporters, and quashing the freedom of speech of any critical voices.

@EricFrohnhoefer So what was all that talk about protecting freedom of speech?! 🤔

Guess it is official now.