Adam Sidenberg

@jasonbenetti You joining the jays would be the icing on top.

My plane landed in Toronto.

@Hershel_Lives @spen______ Well, you don’t want your pitcher pitching. That’s what they’d be expecting.

@spen______ Or pulling him after the second time through the line up in the bottom of the 4th in a 2-0 game.

Just the thought of John Schneider calling Shoehei Ohtani out of the bullpen in the fourth inning of a Wild Card game down 2-0 gives me the chills. I’m so excited

@ScottAukerman @mradamscott I’m convinced tougher than the rest is a way better song played at 1.25x speed. Way more energy. Way less plodding. Try it out on YouTube. Then tell him when you interview him. youtu.be/_91hNV6vuBY?si…

@rgoins17 Your defensive in 2015 is the best I ever saw a second baseman play. Love you in the bat Toss too. Thanks for being an awesome blue jay.

My farewell to playing the game I love ⚾️

@mradamscott the Springsteen story was actually Jackson Browne at the No Nukes concert. Not petty.

@BonanasPod gladwell did an episode of revisionist history about Elvis’ total inability to get through the speaking part of Lonesome tonight. trauma about being left by his mother and all the lyrics are you left me. So he laughs as a nervous tic. pushkin.fm/podcasts/revis…

@jimmypardo @bryanadams Wait, and THEN Jody got married?

I can no longer stay silent… it’s time the world knows… I am the Jimmy who quit @bryanadams’ band.

@GirlSwagger101 He got destroyed during his outing in duneidin. What do they know we don’t?

😬😬😬 Yikes on the Alek Manoah news. This seems really soon to be bringing him back. I hope it goes well, otherwise what are we doing here?? #BlueJays

@ChrisRyan77 as another 77 guy I love your 92/93 drafts. I worked at a theatre in 92 (medicine man,1492, fire in the sky were the posters when I got hired) and then had a black box in 93 for fugitive, dazed, demolition, etc. love having you as my guy at the ringer.

@TaoofStieb If they don’t win it’s a shame.

@nealbrennan after your great Leno interview watching his endless spots on with Letterman. Non stop Joke machine. Like Rodney with Johnny. #25 made me laugh out loud. I never knew this side of Jay before. Love #blocks thanks youtu.be/QUQvDz7CSF8

@tim_baltz Hentai vol. 1 was truly inspired. You and @LilyYily are the best. Can’t get enough of you both. Thanks for the laughs.

@GirlSwagger101 Pussies.

A “no Canadians allowed” rule? Really? How welcoming of them. This just makes them look like little babies. I look forward to the Leafs wiping the floor with them. #LeafsForever

@GirlSwagger101 With a strong hand and an outstretched arm. Go jays.

Chag Sameach, pals. #Passover

@Sportsnet I like the benefits of the pitch clock but don’t need to watch it. Violations rarely happen. It’s just a distraction. I’m willing to have them tell me if and when it comes. It’s annoying and not making the broadcast better.

@MattGourley @paulrust have you spent much time with the soderbergh black and white raiders cut? I’ve watched it so many times in some ways I like it more. Just as background entertainment. Makes me notice more. More beautiful.

@MattGourley you’ve got me saying “take back one kadam” both as a way to screw myself up measuring, and also when something good happens for this Jewish boy who loves watching the nazis get it.

@GirlSwagger101 It’s the second kid rolling in that does it.

I just watched this three times in a row. Cry-laughing. Still a delight!

@MattGourley @paulrust @MattMira the DK book the (definitive?) Indiana jones had cross sections including the hovidos temple. There was an interesting explanation for the booby traps but I can’t find an image in English. Worth getting a copy.

@toddbarry 10,000 hours

On a flight. Just gave a masterclass in getting up from my aisle seat to let person in window seat go use the bathroom.