Jay

Mythic+ players when it’s not push week

in szn 16 they don't let you win a flex game unless you five stack

@nJaxcks @Ler934

@Ler934 @DragonflightLoL You really burgered this reply Ler834, stop being such a burger.

Calling things “burger” is like the one area where Smite slang has evolved past League like what a concept

Game lowkirkenuinely had unmatched aura until season 2

@nJaxcks The year of Yummyslop schizoposting ?

feeling somewhat burnt out on smite 2 comp esp considering the state of the metagame. Excited to see the results of this balance patch & the ones they have planned coming up, but maybe it's time to jump back into my other autistic interest of tcgs (yugioh??)

3-0 in AGL relegations! Yippeee

I am having ideas…

Why does every webcomic app treat me like a circus monkey

@powderisregular Ironically he shares no kit similarities at all

ranked 101

@nJaxcks What the fuck does 5 new stats mean

HIREZ... AMAZING GODS... MUCH LOVE... BUT... I BETTER SEE TIAMAT, YU HUANG, OR ZHONG KUI IN THE NEXT ROADMAP... OR ELSE......

@nJaxcks The Bjergsen of Sparta

YOU CANNOT BE BANNING NJAXX GODS LIKE THIS (enemy team is the bottom)

They’re making him fucking work for it

Horse race tests the second I look away, apparently

Just not a fan of protein in everything. Because if I bite into a brownie and it taste like thrift store denim ima move every piece of furniture in sight

@nJaxcks Is this like when you release the button but can still aim (hou yi 1)

@SMITEGame YESSS I whined and whined on titan talk about the fact that y'all removed the prefire targeter from neith's 1 from way back when, it was super helpful to see when channeling the ability. So happy to see this feature. Actually a banger addition.

Good news, Instant Cast users! You can now turn on targeters during ability pre-fires! Never guess where that crucial skillshot is landing ever again. Just another Quality of Life feature dropping this Tuesday, March 10! 👇

@DragonflightLoL Ain't no way I'm spending $50 on an extraction shooter

I didn't even realize Marathon was out LMAO

@nJaxcks Are you the jungle role because you're the strongest or are you the strongest because you're the jungle role?

We are changing stats to more suit the roles play styles: Junglers now have the most base hp 🔥🔥🔥

Lots of people are big haters of me cause of my tweets, or just make fun of me- but at the same time, lots of people agree with my sentiments, or it just gives them a good laugh. All is well :). I've even had a hirez employee call all my posts drivel. It's okay though! v funny!