Andréa St.Jules

You still find a way to make me feel like a piece of shit thank you so much happy fucking new years 🖕

Throwback to when I didn't feel like this during the holidays

Low key almost accidentally set a fire in my boyfriends place #2 woops 😁

I went to the doctors more times this past October than I have in the past 6 years 👌🏼

My bread in the pantry smells like a nice fine wine which is kinda comcerning. Still eating it tho! 🚫💰

My boyfriend's timing me for 2 hours to make sure I do my homework 😂

@atrahan9 OMG, this is basically all we do

There's a special place in hell for slow walkers 🖕😡

I just explained to my mom what a dirty sanchez is 😶

Everything else can go fuck itself

The only thing going right in my life right now is my osap funding

I got way too excited to braid my brothers hair

I'll never regret all the sports I did growing up, but these reoccuring old injuries are really getting annoying 😐

@juliamaegivens Proud of you. B safe. I luh you

I feel secretly pretty when my bra and underwear match 👙

I'm too high and my boss is coming to drop the keys off for work tomorrow. Shit

I wrap myself up in my thoughts way too much and it's really starting to take a toll on me

Who needs to use highlighter when your face is greasy enough to make it shine ✨💁

I'd much rather help absolutely everyone else before myself

My dreams really like to find a way to fuck me up