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@Eddie_Mugoh And here they can't learn anything from this..our politicians are unteachable

Siet

@brokensuit44 And the beacon to beacon ugly sky scrapers

South C has truly degraded. What are these roads in the year 2026.

@C_NyaKundiH Regime has low EQ

As Murkomen holds a presser announcing that the matatu strike has been suspended for seven days to allow talks, UDA and Hassan Omar are on the other side threatening a crackdown on the same matatu sector. This is what happens when a regime loses direction. One side is pretending to negotiate, the other side is issuing threats, and nobody is addressing the real economic pain that caused the strike in the first place. When the President is busy stealing and surviving on confusion, the entire government starts speaking in contradictions.

@SaddiqueShaban Actually he's a poor student of his own history

William Ruto severally accused Mr. Omar of setting him up at the ICC by procuring witnesses against him. A mercenary for hire, Ruto called Mr. Omar. Even Rachael, who shares many things with Kipchirchir, doesn't even bend over this way in Sugoi or Kitengela. And just to be clear, while as an activist, Mr. Omar urged leaders to respect constitutional order and reforms that protects #Maandamano As you were.. x.com/SaddiqueShaban…

But how can one be this STUPID, FOOLISH & INEPT. According to this porcupine, Matatus are on strike Because Ruto is a Kalenjin. They have to keep on name dropping Uhuru and tribal escapism for anything that goes wrong in the country. Murkomen and his fellow Yamune cartels have made the Kalenjin community undisputedly the most tribalistic community in Kenya. NB: Look at that other partially blind mumu back there standing with his big coconut head,, he's probably thinking about where he's going to send his Kondele goons Next.

@sholard_mancity At this rate Oguda should teach expert on reading properly structured statements..he ilikuwa kama kuskiza local football on radio

WITH ALL DUE RESPECT , this man deserves a standing ovation. While others were busy selling stories on live TV, he stood up and spoke the truth without fear. The man of the match showed the experts bad things. They will not BELIEVE Kenya needs more people like this.

@KarungoThangwa If you listen to the CS energy keenly when he makes statements he has to include 'with help of his excellency'....

Kenya has become a WhatsApp group waiting for the admin to come online......... So the entire government of Kenya has to pause and wait for one man to land from Azerbaijan before fuel prices can be addressed? This is exactly what we mean when we say Kenya has become a one man show. Cabinet Secretaries, PSs, regulators, ministries, advisers, commissions, all reduced to spectators waiting for presidential instructions while wananchi suffer. When Ruto is around, government steals. When Ruto travels, government freezes. We are doomed either way! A serious government should function with institutions, policy and delegated authority, not like a remote controlled kiosk waiting for the owner to return from abroad. The President is away” has now become an economic policy statement.

@Alfayaz11 @MuriraKinoti @KURAroads You remind me of the movie the last crusader 🤣🤣🤣

Good people of Nairobi, today we are celebrating the 1st anniversary of several potholes in the city and true to my word, I said cake is a must. My brother @MuriraKinoti @KURAroads we celebrate you. Enjoy the white forest cake. #ReclaimNairobi

I am a Professor of Architecture. I have been a judge for Commonwealth Association of Architects Awards, International Union of Architects Awards, Asia Architecture Awards, AAK-Crown Architecture Awards, etc. Feel free to ignore my opinion. The New State House is plain MEDIOCRE!

@georgediano How will you advise know it all how to hold a glass ?

They're now calling him mumu for holding a glass of wine like a cup of mursik. Affordable bloggers on the other end are saying his full commitment to serving God and building churches for Yehova Wanyonyi has denied him an opportunity to beat sherehe where wine is served in lieu of land hence very unskilled in clinking glasses. Buana there's no president who has been ridiculed like our son from Kamagut. Even Wamunyoro and the bushman from Nyandarua got the confidence to accuse him of being ugly,,, Nyasaye!! And for the mistake of holding the wine glass like a stainless rukagío, we've added that to the WANTAM basket. Chesaa!!

@dklaston @john_mackonen With marinated steaks on them

@john_mackonen Barbecue grill

Weird fact: Over the weekend I saw 3 Toyota harriers and coincidentally, they were missing the front grill. 😳 Weuh. Ni kubad.

1. History lesson by Maina Ndegwa ... How it started ... And it is not going 😅 ... A 🧵🧵

@Naomikibandi The truth this is the fabric made of both houses..the worst since independence

Karen Nyamu is not fit to be in senate, imagine embarrassing a young grade 10 girl by asking her which service she want to offer because Senator Cherangai anamchekesha sana. Listen:

@BravinYuri @osoroKE I was ready to send you 10 shaheds

After deep soul searching, I have decided that TUTAM is the only solution. It is therefore important for me to state that; TUTAMtoa asubuhi na mapema, TUTAMpeleka Sugoi, TUTAMkamata, TUTAMpeleka jela, Mambo ni TUTAM.

@georgediano Dude lacks situational awareness

We fumbled Gaiiz. Hakuna mtu hapa!!!

@ahmednasirlaw Also,associating with this ilk..should be classified together with the same disorder

The corrupt politician, judge or civil servants in Kenya who endlessly steal from the public coffers and accumulate wealth beyond their need don't do so because of greed, poverty, high cost of living or personal/family needs. They steal because of mental condition that induces them to steal, forces them to keep stealing and accumulate wealth beyond their needs. These individuals are mentally sick and suffer from a compulsive stealing disorder to steal and accumulate wealth without end. Just like the paedophile, the psychopath, bipolar and other mental disorders, stealing from the public by Kenyan public servants is a mental condition and not an economic issue or legal inefficiency matter. For public officers who are Muslims an intensive "Quran saar" sessions will cure them. For other Kenyans, we need to provide therapy and clinical tests to help them stop stealing even when they really don't need the money. So next time you see a high ranking politician, a judge or civil servant taking a bribe, please know that he/she is labouring under a mental condition that hasn't been correctly diagnosed.

@sholard_mancity I saw somewhere the reserves is just theory...the pipeline pumps everything to the depots and marketers

🚨 New details emerging on the fuel shortage. Sources at the Ministry of Energy say fuel vessels were held at the port after Kenya Bureau of Standards flagged missing Certificates of Conformity (CoC), delaying offloading into the KPC system. That single delay disrupted supply for major players like Vivo Energy, Rubis Energy Kenya, and TotalEnergies. And just like that: empty pumps, endless queues, panic buying. But here’s what should anger every Kenyan: We were told Oil Marketing Companies keep reserve stock to protect the country from exactly this kind of disruption. So if a weekend paperwork problem was enough to throw the country into crisis, then one of two things is true: Either the reserves don’t exist. Or Kenyans have been lied to. Because if 48 hours can cause this much chaos, imagine a real supply crisis. Fuel security in Kenya may be far weaker than we’ve been told. And that should worry everyone.

@Mastardcesh How about drafting a joint communique next time..

Ruto stepped onto the long red carpet while Samia Suluhu is walking in the bare ground in Dar Es Salaam. He waved like a superstar. Samia walked on the bare cold floor. The difference was hilarious.Samia cornered him in talks. She asked about the Tanga Refinery. “You announced it in my land without telling me?” Ruto laughed awkwardly. He joked about Mombasa instead.They signed trade deals anyway. Ruto anataka kuuza kila kitu. Ruto will speak in Parliament soon. Opposition in Kenya cried foul. Samia stayed cool on her turf. One leader brought the carpet. The other brought reality. Next time, Ruto, send a message first.

@EricNjiiru Could he have attended same schools with dimples?

Governor for 10 years MP for 5 years. Now minister. Left Mombasa with no decent stadium. Kenya is hosting AFCON only in Nairobi because Mombasa didn't have a decent stadium that could have been upgraded. But man can dance on TikTok 👊🏿

@MwangoCapital He wanted to say in 6 months time

From President Samia’s remarks and President Ruto’s lengthy response, there are clear undercurrents of tension around the proposal to site the regional refinery in Tanga. Her remarks suggest Tanzania may not have been fully consulted before the announcement, raising questions about coordination, ownership, and how regional integration projects are being sequenced.