Drew Hatman

Listen, bear spray DOES NOT work like bug spray. We would like to not have to say that again.

Pro: My wife is such a great friend that she’s been on the phone with several different friends for the last 2 hours, just because they call her to talk. Con: I just want to watch my show, but she decided she likes it too and I can’t watch it without her now 😅

I only every angry tweet about shows now days but in what world does Xander not win survivor let alone not get a single vote?! #Survivor41

The premise here is kind of silly, considering rich businesspeople from both parties have been running for office for longer than any of us have ever been alive. politi.co/2MrjUWB via @politico

So my neighbor came and asked for help because their car was stuck in a precarious position because of ice...needless to say I busted my ass and sliced up my hand within seconds. #GladICouldHelp

Can’t fix stupid. Merica.

How come a singer who shouldn’t have even made top 20 win American idol though? #WhatAJoke

@CBS your app has been down today. Please reimburse us 33¢ plus one free month for the pain and suffering we endured watching survivor with commercials. Thanks.

Production (Day 34): “We’ve removed Dan from the game” #Survivor

I wish everyone searching for mistakes in every GOT episode and complaining about the plot would just stop watching it, so sick of it

@kannchy @jr_burger96

Here at a unique #Riverfest 2018 exhibit today right on the water! Live interview coming with the creator JooYoung Choi soon on KAKE

My beautiful fiancé @jr_burger96 is running the @KAKEinterns2018 page with a group of interns as part of their internship this summer, be sure to give them a follow!

Fireflies are out and it makes me so happy

@jr_burger96 @CocaCola @JohnBrownUniv Woah babe @CocaCola liked your post

Hug+free @CocaCola =happy students! Thank you from @JohnBrownUniv

Lighting struck the transformer right outside of our house and we are the only person in our neighborhood without electricity #justourluck

Do you ever look back on your old posts/comments on Facebook and wonder if you even spoke English? I do