Drew Parsley

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Drew Parsley

Drew Parsley

@DrewParsley

Digital Product Manager for a financial services organization. Auburn Tiger and UT-Dallas Comet. Native Texan 🤠. All my (entertaining) tweets are my own.

Dallas, TX Katılım Ağustos 2011
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Drew Parsley
Drew Parsley@DrewParsley·
STAT OF THE GAME: Points scored after the band played "Old Town Road" by @LilNasX Oregon: 0 Auburn: 21
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IYKYK
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Texas Rangers@Rangers·
THE TEXAS RANGERS ARE WORLD SERIES CHAMPIONS!
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Drew Parsley@DrewParsley·
Having a newborn while being a deep sleeper is fun because you get to basically come out of a coma multiple times a night so your spouse can fill you in on what year it is and how the baby has been crying for 10 minutes
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Drew Parsley@DrewParsley·
@TravisErwin @minnebama Yeah Dev I'd listen to this guy. He writes stories to make people cry so he'd definitely know a crybaby when he sees one
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go eastern conference
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Drew Parsley@DrewParsley·
@minnebama Some great ones in there! I hope you're ready to have them all memorized pretty soon
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our son is gonna be literate as FUCK
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Drew Parsley@DrewParsley·
@minnebama It's gotta be so easy. Like it would take me no time at all to convince a bunch of boomers that "The Left" came up with the word 'conscience' to convince them that their internal beliefs are anti-science
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@DrewParsley we could just say we’re doing it all as an experimental, super meta, deep satire bit and see what happens. where’s that crappy red wig?
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Drew Parsley@DrewParsley·
@minnebama Damn just think of how rich we could get if we had no morals and would just sell anything to anyone. Stupid conscience
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@DrewParsley my sincere hope is that it’s just a grift but it does appear to be real
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Drew Parsley@DrewParsley·
@JoshBrunnerSID Amazing, congrats man! You'll have to meet my father in law if you ever travel to SIU!
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FC Barcelona@FCBarcelona·
⚽️🇦🇷
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Drew Parsley@DrewParsley·
KELLYN THE SAVIOR
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Drew Parsley@DrewParsley·
@minnebama Isn't it?? I had actually forgotten all about it until I saw something say he was a '14 alum
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