Andrew Buck

@direwolf hey besties, will Dune Digital Immortality be available at midnight 6/9 (aka 9pm pacific time)? :)))

This feels shady to admit but if you put an Airheads candy in your pocket and let your body heat warm it up it becomes easier to chew and honestly kinda S tier.

Non negotiable list of airplane arm rest rights Window seat has authority over the shade and a wall to lean on. They get the exterior armrest. Aisle seat has ease of access and best leg room. They get the aisle side armrest. Middle seat has no perks. They get both middle armrests

“2 weeks to Election Day, could a THIRD party candidate WIN this election? Lmao no, we are legally obligated to write this thought piece.” -Subscribe for $39.99 to see full article-

What do you guys think Trump knew about Boeing for this to happen?

@MeUhEngineer Just listened haha. He’s got options. Bulletproof and Titanium should be contenders

@Drew_Buck I know it’s not your genre of music but he’ll have every vote if he comes out to “Many Men” by 50 Cent.

If Trump starts his next speech with “Friend, Romans, Countrymen, lend me your ears.” it’s over. Biden will vote for him.

Can the boston dynamics robot dogs clean the bodies off of Mt Everest?

@Joel_Buck Too quick to forgive. I would need to see the couch in question.

flirting to get a discount on a couch is gay I don’t make the rules she’s a lgbt now

Never heard of Cupcake Vineyards but the C in their name is on thin ice.

Oppenheimer when the trinity test was successful

@MeUhEngineer Ah dang. I was ready for some drama.

@Drew_Buck 😂 prediction

PAC-12 is going to die..

I have a soft spot for unlikely duos. #Barbenheimer

@direwolf 🥹 besties. Thnk u.

@direwolf Excited to reprint some of those promo cards bestie?? 😊

Anyone else excited? We are!

God famously dropped all 10 Commandments at once so Moses et al could binge them but could He have kept engagement up if he released one every two hundred years? Food for thought.

Hey @donlemon and @TuckerCarlson, just putting this out there.

@Joel_Buck This is so important and exactly why I print out every one of tweets.

own physical copies of everything lol