Drill Guard

Yo guys whats up its me Drill Guard (Elite), #1 Right Hand Guard to THE one and only Drill Knight. The Boss trusted ME (me) with the very important job of getting his favorite candy bar so, here I am, showing my AWESOME quest to all of you.

Hey. Hey you, want, want a funny page

Hey guys I got a new haircut.

@ScytheOfTragedy Yeah sure pal gotcha yep (psssst. Boss @DrillKnight ....hit em in these wacky weak points, this skeletal punk won't know what hit 'em!!! I'll uh, be out there bein' cool, let me know if ya need a classic Drill Guard (Elite) special move boss)

@DrillGuardElite Silence yourself before you share his fate.

@ScytheOfTragedy Holy fucking shit did you just kill my buddy drill guard (elite) Joshua? Not fucking cool dude he and I were gonna head out to the bar later

[LA DANSE MACABRE BEGINS]

Now get out

You've made a mistake now you overdue corpse... twitter.com/ScytheOfTraged…

@ShovelOfSparta Bro what the fuck are you just gonna contribute to the suffering of the lower class bro like come on bro I love working for my boss (the awesome drill knight) but like come on bro I never get a pie Bro

@DrillGuardElite Not my problem.

Even in my solitude, there's always one who tries to come find me. This, however, was quite unusual.

@ShovelOfSparta Man like come on dude Just because im drill guard (elite) doesn’t mean you can be a jerk I work a long 9-5 dude come on

@DrillGuardElite Because.

@ShovelOfSparta What the fuck dude why not

@DrillGuardElite No.

@MightestMortal Nice cape nerd where’d you get it the dork store

Yo you nerds at @Nitrome check this out, I, Drill Guard (Elite), now claim your website for my radical boss, Drill Knight!. As the proud second banana of the Hexcavators, I demand you make an awesome game where my awesome boss always wins awesomely! He'll be so proud! And stuff!

Me at all those losers who don't work for Drill Knight (my cool boss)

@SkyPirouette you pay taxes???????

@SkyPirouette The Fish will probably stab you dawg

@SkyPirouette Incorrect!

Stay off my turf, Specter. twitter.com/ScytheOfTraged…