Domingo Ortiz

Having a Patterson Hood 2026

@TampaTomThomp They’re calling it the gayest post of all time

Home workouts are so much better bc I can watch John Summit’s Ultra set at full volume and scream like an animal #primal

@bigrobbbbbbbb I do it every time and have a 75% success rate if I were to guess. I fly a ton also and always check my bag even if it’s carry on sized just for the upside of this. Hasn’t really backfired yet and now can book a flight to Asia or Europe with Skymiles.

@DriveByFuckers Tried this one time and it didn’t work for me

I genuinely have at least $400 in delta skymiles from the baggage claim delay form

@duchescatburner I have a 2012 wood tour poster in my room if u wanna check it out…

@Dustyspelican Patriot

@DriveByFuckers I want them to never love again

Would u guys rather see your ex with someone that seems cool and successful or an ugly loser. Not really sure where I stand on this one it flips often

@DkeDavis “Anal Girl”?

A burner with my exes nickname just liked my tweet

@pedri69420 @jimmyjohns Throating Mike is much more enjoyable

I’ve officially put 412 inches of john in my mouth. Love throating the john @jimmyjohns

@WSOP Jew

15 Minute Tank in Main Event Loren Klein was looking to survive another pay jump on Day 6 of the 2026 WSOP Main Event as he went into one of the longest tanks of the summer.

@jimmyribz2 It plays any night of the week sir

One of my all time favorite shows to throw on on a Sunday night

@Randal2faded Flexing a Seiko as a grown man is wild

Real niggas r gonna do real nigga shit

@tarheelpete Eh this isn’t that bad

for a lack of better words i guess she didnt like my read on 18 #gritty #grateful

Just landed at Reagan and prefired my DoorDash to get home at the same time as me

@StephenASpliff1 Me too

Drive by truckers plan 9 live video premier is the Yankee stadium jay z show for like 30 people and I am proud to be one of them

@EarthlingATLien Heard the individual in the third paragraph is Drexel Watts

“Frankly, we are disappointed” made me laugh out loud

@gloriousgeorgex It’s all mine

Man I miss Arlington, Columbia sc in the summer is ass bc there's no young ass #needIt

I can’t be friends with you if you fly into Newark or LaGuardia

@classyclub420 Wait I get it I think

@classyclub420 What does this even mean

Just got promoted for a tip at a GROCERY STORE

@sketchy_cactus Is dick ass still dating that chick

I wanna go to phish dicks with snack and dick ass and Clint but I feel like they would just bully me the whole time and not be plur to me bc I’m a casual and just want the band to play simple 🥀🥀🥀🥀🥀🥀