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@DrockDoubleD

Jayhawk for life. Music nerd. President of the cilantro hate club. Where’s the pizza?

Free state of Florida Katılım Ocak 2022
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Anyone who puts TP on the holder upside down is a fed.
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He is risen!
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Sir Barnsalot
Sir Barnsalot@barnsalot·
Wait, Nate Oats has been dating a staffer this whole time after his divorce? And the girl got promoted while they were dating? How is this not a bigger story??
Mike Rodak@mikerodak

Alabama coach Nate Oats said during his @SXMCollege interview this afternoon that he is now engaged. Oats and his ex-wife, Crystal, divorced in 2023. Oats on Alabama's series with St. John's: "Me and Alex [Accetta] -- my fiancee now, she was my girlfriend at the time -- we were at a Knicks playoff game, and I'm sitting there at [Madison Square] Garden. I'm like, 'Hold on.' I'm a high school coach and I got an opportunity to coach in here, and I'm gonna say no?"

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Toad@LearnToToad·
DMs open all day
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Ana Kasparian
Ana Kasparian@AnaKasparian·
At this point there is no use for the federal government. They just take from the working class and squander money on genocidal warmongers in Israel. Congress is also effectively useless. The only thing they seem to succeed in is slashing programs that benefit Americans, meaning the very programs WE PAY into.
unusual_whales@unusual_whales

Trump: We can't take care of daycare. We're a big country. We're fighting wars. It's not possible for us to take care of daycare, Medicaid, Medicare, all these things.

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Dalton Skees@DFSkees·
Guy hooking up with girl for first time. *does Bill Raftery impression* “Oooo, a little lingerie on the deck!” She walks out
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A tale of two tweets
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ESPN@espn·
THE BEARS WALK IT OFF 🔥 MISSOURI STATE UPSETS NO. 17 ARKANSAS IN EXTRAS 😱
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@dbongino You protected pedophiles. Who’s the real fraud here? Hint, it’s not Massie.
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Dan Bongino
Dan Bongino@dbongino·
Tom Massie is a shameless fraud. Thanks, and have a great day.
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@BrilynHollyhand Oh buddy. Once you hit puberty you’ll learn the truth.
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Brilyn Hollyhand
Brilyn Hollyhand@BrilynHollyhand·
President Trump didn't start a war in Iran. He is cleaning up the mess of Obama, Biden, and every other President who has failed.
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@chicagobulls The only conduct detrimental to the organization is the organization itself. Shame on you
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Rob Schneider 🇺🇸
Rob Schneider 🇺🇸@RobSchneider·
“Ask not what your country can do for you, but what you can do for your country.” - John F. Kennedy We must once again recommit ourselves to one Nation under God, indivisible. Therefore, we must restore the military draft for our Nation’s young people. Each and every American, at eighteen years of age, must serve two years of military service. They could also choose to serve part of that time overseas or in country in a volunteer capacity. Being a citizen of the United States gives us unparalleled Freedoms and opportunities that are the envy of the world. However, these Freedoms that we cherish do not come without a cost. By protecting and preserving these Freedoms, young people, regardless of race, creed or religion will be united in service to their country and just as importantly, to each other. Many Nations around the world require their young citizens to serve their country. Until recently, our Nation did as well. This would serve many purposes in our society; We would have all of our young men and women put into a rigorous physical training course that they could use for the rest of their lives, we would always have a standing army ready at all times including for domestic problems like natural disasters. Unlike in today’s Universities, our young people will learn how truly great their country is and how unique and incredible are the Freedoms that this Nation bestows upon them. Service is a solemn reminder of the men and women before them who “paid the last full measure of devotion” so that we may enjoy these Freedoms. Also, very importantly, we would have in service every segment of our society represented so that our elected officials would be more hesitant and not cavalier about sending their own sons and daughters off to a faraway war unless it was truly in our Nation’s interests. This discussion and implementation must begin. To the young people of America, this is your country and your future. We will leave this great and Free Nation in your good hands for your children and for your children’s children. God Bless the United States of America! Love, Rob Schneider
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How do you not love this tournament?
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