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“It’s nothing personal, I just hate you.”

Bobo Bojangles after getting beef poisoning and shitting his pants at the Bingo Club for the eight billionth time

Finally cracked 1k followers

Drinking a patriotic lemonade and vodka cocktail in the pool right now

Shoutout to JD Vance in his acting debut as the cyclops in The Odyssey

@SomeSadFurryEmo @A_Deer2112 @commons_h I privated overnight, but he should be able to see my tweet now

@A_Deer2112 @commons_h @Drop_N_Run

“And what would you like on your burger?” “Ketchup, mustard, onions, and dealdos.”

@TwistedKane21 There are these really stupid videos where the guy on the right is some sort of peanut butter mutant thing looking for his “dealdo”, which is almost always a pickle. x.com/Drop_N_Run/sta…

Bruh what

@PizzaSteve3902 Do tables and workbenches just not exist in some countries? They’re always working on the filthy floor in every single one of these videos.

It’s funny how pro-lifers think abortion is murder, but the vast majority of them lose their minds at the suggestion that people should be punished for getting one

@wackiestcamper I have literally never seen a single Giffords tweet that allowed replies

Locked comments like a bitch

Preach to me the good news about how the literal Son of God shed his blood to save the world, not about the evils of “Christian nationalism” or why we need to support Israel to make God happy. Why is it so hard for them to just be normal? And I know what some of you are gonna say, but let me tell you as a lapsed Catholic that the Catholic options are just as bad.

I dream of a world without Bluetooth speakers

The absolute state of local churches is utterly depressing

“Christian Nationalism” is a great example of people making up shit to get mad at and scared by

How did this happen?

“Durrrr, wait til da Marines hear about dis!”

Happy Fox Friday!

We have an ice cream buffet with toppings at work today

I showed this to a liberal, and it owned him so hard that he’s now building a time machine to go back to 1828 and prevent the Democrat Party from being founded so it won’t have to suffer this crushing defeat