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@CletusYeetusIV @ScrimSuperior I miss when boomer memes were lovingly handcrafted in Photoshop rather than generated from a few prompts

The Italian restaurant will make you wash your dishes if you declare that satiation is by food alone, despite the menu itself saying that.

They should build a Martin Luther-themed restaurant called the Augsburger Drive-In. You nail your order to the door when you know what you want to eat. And unlike the nearby Italian restaurant, they'll serve you a drink with your food rather than coming up with excuses not to.

Almost every Titanic clip on YouTube has a comment section with at least a few middle-aged Hispanic women thirsting for Frederick Fleet or Thomas Andrews.

"Today's News"

California is the best state with the worst government

What does it even mean for a restaurant to be listed by Google as “LGBT-friendly”? Will other restaurants kick you out if they think you look a bit too enthusiastic while eating a hot dog or a banana or something?

Boomer strip mall church preachers who have been divorced six times sure love to rant about how homosexuals threaten the sanctity of marriage.

Maybe wait a few decades?

Most stuff that people say is "so bad, it's good" is actually just "so bad, it's bad".

This country was a better place when Pizza Hut pretended to be authentic Italian cuisine.

Gotta love that error that sucks your like up into a black hole, never to be seen again.

Bobo Bojangles if he became a corporate drone rather than following his musical dreams:

@CatholicDrip___ Are you going to address how there could possibly be FOUR valid “one true Churches” that all officially consider each other to be heretical schismatics, or are you just going to try distracting me with non sequiturs like that?

@Drop_N_Run Why trust the Bible then?

I actually get why many Protestants hate on Catholics But why do you reject ALL the ancient churches? 💧

As cringe as the “pick up a pencil” meme usually is, I can’t help but think that whenever I see this kind of absolute gutter slop content.

One of the most obnoxious types of accounts on here are the guys who think they’re “cartoonists” because they know how to generate single panel comics with AI. Especially if they’re generating political cartoons.

@BfflWffl Firsthand experience of pooping in a porta-potty in summer is one of the many, many reasons I’m glad I work in an office.

Shitting in hot weather is just a whole different experience.

The fact that you can turn off retweets by specific accounts is life changing information

I don't even know what a fax machine does, to be quite honest

@AnglicanAkatosh And every other Catholic apologist thinks Protestants are Restorationists instead of Protestants.

The entirety of Restorationism is predicated on the idea that God chose apostles so incompetent and idiotic that they could not aptly teach their students even the most basic elements of their own religion without those students fundamentally misunderstanding it.