Mike R Amburn

@CboosGamer268 @InternetH0F That's "At-Will Employment," not "Right to Work." Different policies, not interchangeable terms.

@InternetH0F It really depends on which state you're in because some states are called, "Right to Work" States because they allow for employers to fire for any reason on the spot as well as employees to leave at any point on the spot

@Drunken_Reaper_ @DarkPrevails Dude, I was just thinking about that one the other day!

@DarkPrevails I still need to hear the story about the guy who confronted a wendigo on horseback with a samurai sword!

You know what really sucks about AI submissions? They pass the skim-test when looking for decently written stories about the topics I need. But then you get down to narrating them, and it turns out you have to delete half your script. Fun.

@othingstodo_com Long as we were home by dinner, we were good to go. Those bmx bikes had some miles on 'em.

@DarkPrevails Autumn stories! Who knows what's crunching through those leaves just beyond the porch light?

Y'all up for Autumn horror stories? Or something more specific?

@VancityReynolds You got a juice box?! All I got was a hurried "everything looks fine, see you in 10 years."

Friendly reminder: colonoscopy’s are thankfully not filmed with IMAX cameras. It all happens during a refreshing nap and they even give you a lil’ juice box afterward. Despite it being among the easiest cancers to prevent, I have two friends who aren’t here anymore. But should be. Indigenous and Black communities have the highest rates of colorectal cancer in the US. And men are 1.5 times more likely to experience this than women. @CCAlliance

@wiseconnector Oh shit, that was last week . . .

Do you?

@ilovenostalgia Swear loudly

You wake up to this tomorrow. What’s the first thing you are doing?

@LibertyLockPod Dude must be pretty solid at slap hands

If you've ever hit a speedbag in your life you'll immediately recognize this as the most impressive video on the internet. I'm in shock.

@DarkPrevails So much truth there, dude! The old bones just don't take it like they used to.

Stomach flu as a 30 year old is a NIGHTMARE.

@GamewithDave Don't recall the exact game, but I do know it was played on this beauty

without telling me your age, what's the first video game you ever played? gifs only!

Music rehearsals have begun! So proud to be working with these talented folks on #littleshopofhorrors

So, I know the Turkish knock-off films are generally pretty bad, but this Turkish John Wick looks kinda good . . .

@DarkPrevails I've got an S3 Flip, and this is my 3rd, as the first had the screen delaminate and the second had a bad charging port. They assure me the new models have a better screen design, but I dunno at this point.

Are foldable phones worth it? I'm shopping for a new phone.

@KenGoodwinITV @AMAZlNGNATURE Beat me to it!

@AMAZlNGNATURE The croc. But only the room is refrigerated down to frost levels. He's cold blooded, so he'll go into torpor mode. With my winnings I'll have him released somewhere warm and friendly, where he doesn't get turned into a handbag.

If you survive an hour in a room with one of these, you get $10,000,000 Which one you choosing?

@VancityReynolds Dammit, I didn't realize how much I needed an ugly cry this morning. Thank you, sir.

We’ve waited a very long time for this. #DeadpoolAndWolverine ❤️💛

@DarkPrevails Wait til you hit 40 and pull a neck muscle *rolling over in bed*.

I very painfully pulled a muscle in my neck tossing my 2.5 year-old up in the air. Ruined my day. He's 35lbs and I'm only 30. Wtf dudes?

@s8n The crows and I are still sorting out how many peanuts they require.

@DarkPrevails As many have said, Godzilla is pretty much big monsters smashing things. It's great, if that's your thing. Godzilla Minus One is also a big monster smashing things, but there's a reason it won an Oscar. The story is magnificent. The human characters make it a classic.

I've never seen a Godzilla movie outside of that weird New York one. Am I sleeping on a stellar franchise?

@Ashy_slashee While Stormare is my favorite on this list, we mustn't forget Gwendoline!

Who played The Devil the best? #Horrorfam