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@WallStreetApes She feel the same about kosher stuff

American got ground beef from Aldi, the package even says “Meat from Aldi.” She buys it and takes it home At home she realizes the ground beef is Islamic and “Certified Halal” “Halal Arab Muslim, Islamic meat, in our stores — What's the problem? I'm a Christian. Jesus is king — and this meat, halal meat — Halal meat comes from animals slaughtered and processed. According to Islamic Sharia law and my central Florida, I didn't go to no Muslim store. They didn't warn me. Some of this meat is, has been where a Muslim invokes Allah's name during a swift cut to the neck. So that's not, I'm not being forced, right? 'cause I, I'm not going to eat it. I don't want no meat that was sacrificed for Allah”

@AmericaPapaBear No this was over the line that abuse. Cos needs to be involved

🚨MUST SEE: Father goes live on IG and spanks his son with a belt when he finds out he’s been smoking and disrespecting his mother. Is the father in the wrong here?

@TONYxTWO Get another job

“So I just finished my 12 hour shift at TSA just now. Work 4:00AM to 4:30PM and still not getting paid for it. Fun stuff. So Congress, if you would do us all the favor of figuring your sh*t out… that would be great.” Thank a Democrat for this

@dom_lucre Dry Christ like

🔥🚨DEVELOPING: Hollywood star Justin Bieber has left many of his fans confused after he uploaded this footage of him smoking a blunt with glee.

@BaileyisBratty Never understood this shit is weird

i just logged into my subs account and see this conversation with another sub he triggered to send to me 😂😂😭😭😭 they’re both teachers in the UK, both with overdraft bank accounts, both hopelessly addicted to meeee 🙂‍↔️

@GEXRGlA Trust me we wish we hadn’t either

straight people should’ve never found out about chappel roan

@bennyjohnson 3 months why haven’t they just quit and gotten another job

I spoke with over a dozen TSA agents today. None of them have been paid in 2 months. Here’s what they told me: “I had to sell my car to pay my mortgage” “I work 12 hour shifts and don’t see my kids. Now I can’t even afford to buy my family dinner.” “I’m going to have to quit this month and find another job.” “My wife had to go back to work” “I can’t afford basic groceries” “I have no more savings left.” “This makes no sense. ICE is funded through 2030. Democrats are just punishing us.” One thing became clear after today: Democrats targeting TSA is morally depraved. It hurts passengers and law enforcement alike. Politicians should NOT be able to destroy innocent people’s lives to score cheap political theater points. Democrats are evil for this. They just want to see Americans suffer to protect illegals and illegal voting.

@CertiNobody No its not, when you’re a shitty person you’re a shitty person

If you didn’t realize this was a hate campaign against the gay female artist who’s outspoken in her views, sexually unavailable to men, and extremely pro-trans, you’re stupid as hell man

@sixtoninee Basically what she’s saying is she will only interact with you if she’s getting paid to do so

Chappell Roan calls out fans “weird” behaviour.

@LauraLoomer Then get a private jet that way you can let on who you want on

Not in Business or First class. People pay to have comfort in Business and First class so they can work, not listen to crying babies. I don’t want to listen to crying babies when I’m traveling for work and paying more for comfort while I work.

@braingoons Although now that it’s not you can see people who like the post you make and it’s so hot when it comes from a Christian,husband,father account

god i miss doing this so fucking much..

@meganjewells What’s sad is years and years it was actually pretty good then an investment company bought it

I’m gonna stand on ten toes when I say this: Panera bread is overpriced hospital food.

@jenna_ethereall Anyone wanna goon to her DM open

Can someone from her team tell her to post again then please 😭 Today is a good occassion, she said this today five years ago

@sexaddictsander @iky_fwjett 🙄

@iky_fwjett Before you mentioned cocktails I figured this was a black party

@VoicesUnheard In high school this guy asked to go to the bathroom the teacher said no and he said he really had to go. Few seconds later he is peeing in the trash can ha

I am THAT mom. You deny my 6-year-old the bathroom and they end up humiliated in class? I’m walking into that school the same day. And if I’m paying thousands for private school? Even worse. “Should’ve gone during break” doesn’t work on a child. Kids aren’t on a schedule like that. Let them use the bathroom. 😡💔

@Cheriin2022 @VoicesUnheard So you never had a time at work when it wasn’t a break time that you just really had to go to the bathroom

@VoicesUnheard I've seen schools block bathrooms so that children can't go in between classes. Transition times are exactly when bathrooms should be used.

@VoicesUnheard I think that’s against the law

@AngelaBelcamino Becoming she’s been that

Am I off here, or is Chappell Roan becoming one of the most insufferable celebrities right now?

@Only1Para @grok what movie is this

Wait… watch her face 👀

@jenna_ethereall I’m sure you are

I am dyinggg😭