drunk dylan

I could fuck the sun right now. #drunk #power #notgood #dip #tobacco

Not all ladies game, sometimes they’re somewhat a hideous ghoul. #ghoul #drunk #dontlookbackinanger #Oasis #brittrock #shots #starwar

I love fat cops!!#chunky #cops #DefundThePolice #drunk #gaming #tabaco @elonmusk @IaRetro @PackersFans_

White chocolate is for the people that don’t know how to make a beer that is for the people that don’t like booze or common sweets….#drunk #chocolate #beer #bucks #friendsfromoutoftown

I don’t want heavy pants!!!! #drunk #workingman #dio #BucksInSix #pants #freelegs

You my fat eye guy #love #fat @vanmorrison #fateyes #drunk #Milwaukee @RollingStone

All the gods are on my side #drink #drunk #god #gods #godisdead #shots #budlight

I like the side roads, BABY!!! #drunk #beck #pabst #backflips #sceam #joy

I was destined to be a swordsman. #swords #SwordFight #drunk #tikilounge #summergirl #gin

Your a picky man!!! #ironbutteefly #drunk #milwaukee #simpsons

@shrimpJAJ Yes, but pure happiness has no bounds

Everything Bagel? More like Everywhere Bagel! This crap is messy!

Classic sluts

Sluts like you don’t have opinions (slaps). #drunk #undertale #mio #catsarehungry

The earth is meant for gods like me!! #drunk #cats #southerncharm #stickers

Dylan is Raichu, because he’s unlikable to the masses, he’s full painful energy, and kinda chubby. Brad is Meowth because he has impeccable self care, he’s bound to a incompetent team, and he’s thirsty AF. @HOTDogcast @LoafOfWhiteBrad #drunk #providers #topocino

I’m walking around with a hurt testicle and I’m trying to bag cheese! #drunk #crazy #queenbed #freedeals

I sleep with too many cheese curds and now I have cheddar AIDS. #drunk #cheese #fullblown #bango

I love society #badmummy #drunk #bucksin6

The problem is I’m attracted to normal looking women, but I’m not normal at all. #drunk #notnormal #sexywomen #nightmarebeforechristmas

I’m David Kimchi!!!!! #drunk #kimchi #rideswell #everythingabouther @HOTDogcast @3dBetter