Drunk Ina Garten 👸🏻

*Sips wine*

@LaurieDesjardi8 THANK YOU, FAN

@DrunkInaGarten That looks delish Ina!!

@tightsarntpants CHAMPAGNE 🍾

I thought of this account the second I saw this photo. 😂😂😂

@LaurieDesjardi8 MERCI

@DrunkInaGarten Looking great Ina!

bonjour de PARIS, paysans

and now a holiday greeting from the BAREFOOT CONTESSA…

HBD JEFFREY 🎂🫶🏻 *moans*

When everyone is getting store-bought *sighs* treats for Halloween, I like to surprise people and serve something DELICIOUS and HOMEMADE

TODAY IS THE DAY. I have blessed you with my memoir. Read it. Be inspired. Get rich and LUCKY.

Is it time to invite my FRIEND Kamala to THE HAMPTONS to film an episode??

BRAT Summer 1971 (PARIS) Demure, mindful, cutesy

It is time, peasants. I’m running, barefoot, for office. @rihanna girl where you at? GARTEN/FENTY 2024 🇺🇸

Hot dogs are sandwiches. And for peasants. In the HAMPTONS we celebrate 4th of July with LOBSTER ROLLS. *sighs, richly*

Happy ANTHONY BOURDAIN DAY to all who celebrate… 🥺 *sips cocktail, pours one out for Tony*

@VinceLambertNYC Be nice, I know she’s a little ******** but she’s my FRIEND

@DrunkInaGarten Or forever drunk, like Giada 😂

Forever yng

New season of Barefoot Contessa drops on HBO Max and Food Network April 21st! Fr, THIS IS NOT A JOKE 🚨

@subversiveone2 Ripe and plump 🍅🍅 cans

BEAUTY SECRETS