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Optimum Pride - joseangelotayco (2021)

Yo I just told this girl on Grindr that I was gonna hook up with about my vinyl collection and she blocked me instantly? Wtf is wrong with Pinkerton dawg…

had to make it a gif it's so good

@VIOLENTARSONIST Post them in my FUCKING DMS

im drunk should i post my boobs on twitter dot com?

@kurowokami Because they’re quiet?

@DrunkLagomorph Bunnies are naturally good

Good dogs go to their corners and don’t make noise

@AngelBnuy_ !

does this to you as you scroll past

@natamari_ it’s been so fucking hard to avoid it with this breakup but I think I can do it…

dude i was in straight up psychosis last fall, im so happy with how far ive come. anyway i’m 6 months sh free

Easily the most attractive thing a woman can do in front of me is be insane for a little bit. It’s like crack oh my god

@VIOLENTARSONIST From what I’ve heard

@DrunkLagomorph like for real?

so tgel works if you dont want your dick to shrink but like do we have an equivilent if you want the opposite. ..

@sophistsdismay Yeah people love when you’re straightforward with your intentions I’ve learned

they dont tell u this in school but u can actually just cold open with sit on my face and its like 50/50 to work

@warmyuckybeer How ultimate felt for me

@WillowMouseDoll Yes !

My hips hurt from walking around so much lately Do cute girls like kissing up and down another girls hips? 😇❤️

They playing this shit like they in the maze runner

Made of each other!

@DrunkLagomorph THATS WHAT IM SAYIN

scout carry is my favorite way to carry my knifes but it has the unintended effect that it would be really easy for a girl with her hand on my waist to pull my own knife on me. ..

@DrunkLagomorph exactly this

I need to write some woke guitar riffs