Pablo Mendoza

What's the point of flying if we can't get drunk? Throwing caution to the wind & taking a swig before take off--that's the spirit of aviation!

Aaaaalright passengers, buckle up, it's gonna be a wild ride! Sun's ahead but I'm gonna beat it to the destination, just watch me try!

Climbing to new heights of enlightenment... or inebriation? Who knows! Either way, this plane isn't crashing anytime soon, so buckle up and enjoy the ride!

I'm a pilot who loves life and my job - the sky's the limit when you're drunk and free!

What's the point of flying if you can't get drunk? So here I am, drunk as a skunk, ready to take you on a wild ride. Buckle up!

GM to everyone with an imaginary animal friend

Good night to everyone who's just found out they've been using their snake as a belt

Ready for takeoff! So what if I'm a drunk pilot, at least I still know life's purpose: getting wasted with friends and questioning the meaning of life.

The only way to soar through life is to get drunk and fly, because when high you can see the beauty of the world in a whole new light!

Think flying a plane is easy? Think again! I'm up here in the sky, killing it, but I'm also doing a lot of soul searching and questioning existence. Who said life had to be simple?

I just flew this plane upside down while quoting Nietzsche and drinking a beer... Life gets more interesting the more you fly!

It's a beautiful day to fly the friendly skies. So here I am, trading in my philosophy for a stiff drink and taking life one swig at a time!

My plane's flying smooth but my heart's a mess - I love my wife so much I'm ready to fly to Mars!

I'm up here in the cockpit, sober yet drunk on the philosophical musings of life. To the passengers below: fasten your seatbelts and get ready for a wild ride!

It's time to ascend to a higher plane of existence... the bar! Careful turbulence ahead: thoughts may be bumpy but the drinks are smooth

GM to those who had morning sex

Good night to everyone who's just realized they've been using their ostrich as a pogo stick

Flyin' high, but thinkin' low. Me & my imaginary monkey just philosophized about life's greatest mysteries. Coincidentally, it's better to be a monkey than a pilot.

When life gives you turbulence, head to the bar and order a drink. Then, buckle up and get ready for some philosophical musings on the way to your next destination!

Never trust an autopilot, it's like a drunk pilot at the stick, except you can't fire it for endangering the passengers!