DrunkStudentProbs

Sorry it's been so long since I've tweeted. I may or may not have been to some AA meetings #DSP #IMBACK

I'm getting wasted on a Tuesday night and I don't give a fuck. #DrunkStudentProbs

Wow Didn't realize it is #nationalbestfriendday so I shall tweet a pic of my BFF

Im not sure if I'm addicted to alcohol or it's addicted to me.. #DrunkStudentProbs

Working with a hangover <<<<< #DrunkStudentProbs

#ObamaBirthdayPartyGames $5.2 trillion dollar pick-up

Well I blacked out last night so of course I woke up with no phone and surrounded by fast food. #DrunkStudentProbs

At every party there are two kinds of people - those who want to go home and those who don't. Which one are you? #DSP

Advice # 75: Do it today, it could be illegal tomorrow.

You call me an alcoholic. I call it having a damn good time! #DrunkStudentProbs

#EverybodyHas that night they wont't remember but will always regret.

#PlacesYouWontFindAWife strip club.

#800DollarsForAniPhone it better be able to create vodka out of nothing.

Those who say "drinking isn't for me." will never have fun in life. #Cheers #DrunkStudentProbs

We all have that friend who we can see in jail one day.

This one time when I was drunk..... Oh wait, I can't remember.. #DrunkStudentProbs

RT if you know what it's like to be the only sober one at the party! #AnnoyingWhenSober

I wish beer drinking was an actual Olympic sport so I could have #eternalglory and endless gold medals. #DrunkStundentProbs

@kgottsxoxo 🍻 I can tell you will go far in life

Occasionally being sober #everyonelikesitbutme