David Speed

Love that second from Luis Diaz

Search is full of ads and wrong answers. Every other email is an ad. Prime Video charges you and shows ads. Paramount? Ads. Peacock? YouTube? Hulu? Ads followed by more ads. Netflix full of ads. Meta and X, every other thing is an ad. Pinterest is nothing but ads. AI is in everything. AI finishes sentences incorrectly and won’t stop. AI reads your email and search history to target you with more ads. Every time you open an app or visit a site there’s an update making it worse. In a hurry? First, click here to agree to terms you don’t have time to read and must accept. You need an account to do that. Change your temporary password. Enter your 2FA code. Check your email and enter that code. Now use a passkey. Your password is too simple to remember. Change it. No, not like that. Now log on. Enter your 2FA code. Check your email for a code… Welcome back! We’ve updated our terms of service and privacy policy (you have none). Subscribe to the site. Subscribe to Netflix. Subscribe to toilet paper. Subscribe to these groceries. Pay a membership fee for the right to subscribe then tip your driver who delivers the subscriptions your membership lets you subscribe to. Time to work? We’ve got to update your laptop and will slow down everything you do until you agree to update. But first, click here to agree. Update installed — your laptop’s broken now. It doesn’t matter, since your boss just replaced you with AI. Go to your phone to complain on social media. Wait, your phone needs an update so we can add more AI. Click here. Oh sorry, your phone can’t handle this update. Now it’s useless. Go get the newest phone. Here’s a text from a friend, an email, a voice mail they left three days ago but you didn’t see until now because of sync problems with the cloud. It’s their GoFundMe. Their MLM. Their Patreon. Never mind, you didn’t respond to their text within 9 minutes and now you’re no longer friends. They blocked you. Make new friends. Download this app to find people in your area. In your neighborhood. On your street. Two doors down from you. Do you know this person yet, we think you’d get along. You need an account to use this app. That username is taken. Enter a password. Not that one, you used it on another site. You need to be connected to WiFi to download the app. Allow the app to connect to other devices on your network. Allow the app to access your contacts, know your precise location, store your credit card details. Oops, sorry, we got hacked now all that info is available on the web. There’s a class action suit. You can join. It’ll take a decade to get your $3.73 share of the ten billion settlement. We’ll send it via PayPal or deposit it to your bank, just tell us those details. Oh no, another hack. That info is circulating now, too. Here’s a spam call, a spam email, a spam text. Why are you angry? Why are you talking about getting rid of your phone? Why don’t you like AI, it lets us make all of this easier? Do you know how ridiculous that sounds? This is progress. You’ll be left behind. Do you want to be left behind? Do you???

Virgil van Dijk ranks first among Premier League defenders for aerial duels won, clearances, headed clearances and accurate passes this season 🧱 📊 @WhoScored

9 - In his final Merseyside derby, Mo Salah has equalled Steven Gerrard's nine goals to be the joint-top scoring player in this Premier League fixture. Icon.

Virgil van Dijk scores in the 100th minute! 🤯

Liverpool could be the pound for pound capital of sport in the last 10/20 years or so: Football - Rooney/Gerrard/Trent Golf - Fleetwood/Waring Boxing - Calum Smith/Bellew Tennis - Neil Skupski Darts - Stephen Bunting Think any other city comes close to this?

With these pictures showing the bond we shared, I almost felt I could get away with saying nothing about you leaving. It’s been an honour to be your teammate and your friend. You’ve won it all and you leave as a legend. I’m sure we will meet again.

Things we love to see 😍 @stanwawrinka #RolexMonteCarloMasters

Favorite vacation countries: 🇮🇸 Iceland -> Spain 🇪🇸 🇮🇪 Ireland -> Spain 🇪🇸 🇬🇧 UK -> Spain 🇪🇸 🇳🇴 Norway -> Spain 🇪🇸 🇸🇪 Sweden -> Spain 🇪🇸 🇫🇮 Finland -> Spain 🇪🇸 🇪🇪 Estonia -> Spain 🇪🇸 🇷🇺 Russia -> Turkey 🇹🇷 🇱🇻 Latvia -> Italy 🇮🇹 🇱🇹 Lithuania -> Italy 🇮🇹 🇧🇾 Belarus -> Turkey 🇹🇷 🇺🇦 Ukraine -> Turkey 🇹🇷 🇵🇱 Poland -> Italy 🇮🇹 🇩🇪 Germany -> Spain 🇪🇸 🇩🇰 Denmark -> Spain 🇪🇸 🇳🇱 Netherlands -> France 🇫🇷 🇧🇪 Belgium -> France 🇫🇷 🇱🇺 Luxembourg -> France 🇫🇷 🇫🇷 France -> France 🇫🇷 🇨🇭 Switzerland -> Italy 🇮🇹 🇮🇹 Italy -> Italy 🇮🇹 🇪🇸 Spain -> Spain 🇪🇸 🇵🇹 Portugal -> Portugal 🇵🇹 🇦🇹 Austria -> Italy 🇮🇹 🇨🇿 Czechia -> Croatia 🇭🇷 🇭🇺 Hungary -> Croatia 🇭🇷 🇸🇰 Slovakia -> Croatia 🇭🇷 🇸🇮 Slovenia -> Croatia 🇭🇷 🇧🇦 Bosnia and Herzegovina -> Croatia 🇭🇷 🇭🇷 Croatia -> Croatia 🇭🇷 🇷🇴 Romania -> Greece 🇬🇷 🇲🇩 Moldova -> Greece 🇬🇷 🇷🇸 Serbia -> Greece 🇬🇷 🇧🇬 Bulgaria -> Greece 🇬🇷 🇲🇪 Montenegro -> Greece 🇬🇷 🇦🇱 Albania -> Greece 🇬🇷 🇲🇰 North Macedonia -> Greece 🇬🇷 🇬🇷 Greece -> Greece 🇬🇷 🇹🇷 Turkey -> Turkey 🇹🇷 🇬🇪 Georgia -> Turkey 🇹🇷 🇦🇿 Azerbaijan -> Turkey 🇹🇷 🇦🇲 Armenia -> Greece 🇬🇷 🇨🇾 Cyprus -> Cyprus 🇨🇾 🇲🇹 Malta -> Malta 🇲🇹 Based on the most common country people stay at for leisure, as of 2016 to 2023

Absolute icon. Never forget it. #LFC

@MoSalah ❤️👑 The only one to do it x3. Legend.

Including Man Utd players, Mohamed Salah is the eighth-highest PL scorer at Old Trafford in the 2020s

Mo Salah will leave Liverpool in the Premier League all-time top 10 for both goals scored (4th) and assists provided (7th) 👑

281 - Mohamed Salah has 189 goals and 92 assists in 310 Premier League appearances for Liverpool, the most goals and assists combined any player has for a single club in Premier League history. King.

Next up: Liverpool FC #LIVGS #UCL

Really tough to watch us at the moment. Lacking ideas in the final third and all the main men been way off it for a few months now - form of Salah and McAllister been poor for months but no one else who can replace them in the starting 11.

@markmur83857078 The world has gone mad mark I don’t know anyone who watches this stuff

Where do sky get these lunatics from,this tit talking about slot staying on only if he wins champions league but on a game to game contract!!Sky are doing their bit to ruin footy along with ,var and the media experts they employ who have never been to a match