#NotYetUhuru

Amazing how this big scary thing listens to God's commands. He can quite the storms in our lives too. They are not big enough for him.

@Cheri_flavour Same way we use "I'm sure". "Im sure o ile that side". That time you mean maybe😂

Enca made a post saying “AT LEAST five people died in the Cape Town storms” and some lady is asking why they said “At least.” Now people are explaining that it’s not the kasi version of at least 😭😭😭

We need to stop with our unofficial english😂. You see, now the poor lady is confused.

@Kgadi_yaMoloto @Sizi_phiwe Jeff Bezos and Bill Gates also got dumped,,,

@Tebogo45288348 @Reginah_Thage They might as well say the name of the store out loud , a whole lot of us don't have R700 for a bra anyways

@Reginah_Thage You guys are rich 🤑! Rich Rich! Bra ya R700 ? E 1? 🚶‍♀️

There’s this store that sells wireless bras for all sizes 🔥🔥🤌

@StormEllimac The comments😮. I'm just gonna assume we are taught different english and keep it moving.

please comment. what’s the correct answer?

@Zweli_Thixo !!!

She's wearing Amaflerho in Paris fashion week. Only South Africans🇿🇦 would donate money for her to buy a frontal saying she's underprivileged on that stage. Some people only start appreciating natural hair or natural beauty in general when they start to travel. You have no idea how other countries love this hair. Ask people who's been to China, Tokyo etc. They even want to touch it. When will our minds be free seeing that we say we are free from colonialism. When will we accept us for us.

The people who don't know their history are bound repeat it

@Am_Blujay The things we normalise. I saw her pic earlier and saw nothing wrong

She went to her graduation without make up and hair dress

@Malatjie_ A fantasy one, where nobody gets sick, nobody dies, no layoff, no pay cuts.

I’m low-key hoping for a lockdown 🤧

@mbalis_bakery What happened?

What we are learning from Makhi’s story is that when you finally make it, don’t talk about your numbers. No one should know how much you are making.

@educatedtug01 Then why am I in it?

What if the entire universe is just a video being shown to Adam and Eve to explain why they shouldn't eat the fruit? 🤔

@luxemiaa If?😏

So, my husband woke up today and decided to make my life actively annoying. He cornered me in the kitchen while I was just trying to drink my iced coffee and casually announced he wants a DNA test for all three of our kids. Honestly, I didn't even look up from my phone. I just stared at my screen and told him that sure, we can do that, but if the results come back and prove that he is actually the biological father of these three loud gremlins, I am packing my bags and leaving him forever. Like, an absolute immediate divorce. The sheer audacity to add another stupid errand to my week is just wild to me. The funniest part is......

@Ntebogeng___ Good boy, a whole pig head?

Bafazi,what are we going to do with picky eaters we call our kids. I bought Skop sa Kolobe 🐷for a male bonding session with Mohau. He said “Papa what if Piggy wakes up in my stomach and start eating me from inside”. He ate Pap and eggs 😩

@MR__Sulaiman1 Where is sh? I want to sell her the moon too.

Woman claims she bought the sun, and registered it legally, now wants to charge the world for its use.👀

@MR__Sulaiman1 From who?

@TinaZinhle @karaboM24 Meat

tell us a smell u hated during pregnancy

@JacintaNgobese @stephen_moatshe The best news ever!!!

Mazwi Kubheka has been FOUND 😭🕯️✊🏻🇿🇦🇿🇦🇿🇦

@AladyPL @florish798144 "Hug a tree" and he wasn't even wrong

What comes to your mind when you see Dj Sbu?

@itsssthulsss Paint between the lines. We don't know how to tell you

why is it so easy for y’all to believe Grace Mondlana is making big money online, but not Mihlali Ndamase or Cyan Boujee?