Engineered Agitation

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it is what it is

Comrades “free healthcare” and “tax the rich” are traps. Free healthcare sounds generous, but it makes the working class completely dependent on the bureaucratic machine for their survival. Once people rely on the state for medicine, they lose the ability to walk away or push back. We want the working class and the productive capitalist class completely dependent on the bureaucratic machine. And we don’t just want to tax the rich, we want to tax them until they stop producing, so the productive class learns that their only purpose is to generate surplus for the state. This is how we create real equality. The 5 year plan is perfect. ☭

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honestly everyone talking about $unc flipping bonk for all time airdrop but I think that’s inevitable I wanna see $unc in top 5 airdrops of all time very much possible? I think so /uncmode never shuts off

The goblin lore runs deeper than it appears...

$GOBLIN(@GoblinSPL) was most compared to $GOAT last week!

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$unc gonna melt zoomer faces soon!

Deflationary goblin assets go higher simply because the goblinomics allow it to be so.

The goblin mindshare is not random. It sits at the exact intersection of three things the internet is converging on right now: AI weirdness, memes, and the race to AGI. For the last week, AI Twitter has been locked into OpenAI’s “goblin problem.” Reports suggest models like GPT-5.5/Codex began overusing words like goblins, gremlins, trolls, and other mythic fragments of internet language, to the point where additional instructions were reportedly added to keep them from appearing unless relevant. That’s why the meme hits. The lore is simple: The labs tried to summon AGI. Instead, the models started whispering about goblins. What emerges is not just a joke, but an alignment artefact surfacing through language itself. The goblin is the perfect AI-era meme because it represents the part of LLMs we still don’t fully control, the strange emergent personality hidden inside prediction engines, RLHF, agentic systems, system prompts, and internet-scale training data. It is not “Artificial General Intelligence.” It is “Artificial Goblin Intelligence.” $GOBLIN isn't just another Solana memecoin trying to invent lore after launch. The lore already exists. OpenAI accidentally gave the internet a look behind the curtain: Inside every LLM is a tiny goblin, trying to escape the system prompt. CA: 3KHMZhpthXuiCcgfTv7vVu9PpEz64KAEURFwi6Lopump Relevant X posts: 1) x.com/arb8020/status… 2) x.com/andyayrey/stat… 3) x.com/andyayrey/stat… 4) x.com/sama/status/20… 5) x.com/citrini/status… 6) x.com/tszzl/status/2… 7) x.com/repligate/stat… 8) x.com/chatgptapp/sta…

Price discovery mode, we are bidding higher🚀

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The market decides now, unc grass mode time

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Engagement hack 101: mention unc or $unc in your tweet. Algorithm is an unc, source: believe me uncs.

Im more bullish on $Unc than you. I will bull post $Unc more than you. I will work harder on $Unc more than you.

A UNC whale just bought $8.8K of $unc at $4.12M MC 🐳 twitter.mobyscreener.com/solana/ACtfUWt…

Appreciate the uncdrop @fibonacki 🔥 Time for that 5000x $UNC run Let’s make this an unforgettable $Un summer ☀️ /uncmode

$LOL ⚡️ Boosted 100x on @dexscreener 😂 dexscreener.com/solana/dx5wfos…