Aliens 👽

“Sell Bruno and use the money to buy Palmer”

marriage is scary because what if they don’t read books

Ukangoti Ulibe, basitu Chidani chayambika.

Arsenal 0-1 Atletico Madrid West Ham 1-0 Arsenal

Nobody talks about how after you read the bible, you feel an instant mental transformation & new level of peace entering. WHEW😮‍💨

This woman shared that her man paid all the bills while she went to school and raised their kids. Now she’s a registered nurse, and she’s holding things down while he studies engineering. That’s what Partnership looks like

The longer you live, the more you realize you have to pray about everything; it really is that serious.

It’s cheaper to send a parcel from Area 25 to Blantyre than from Area 25 to Area 36 😂

My wife and kids would starve to death if she was my side chick.

I’m falling off the bone but what a privilege it is to be tired from the things I used to pray for 🥺🤍

It gets even more hilarious when you realise Nottingham Forest are currently resting players for their Europa League game this week 😂

A functional government with systems that work for the people.

Noticed: the men who rose from absolute zero always know God personally. Not religiously. Personally.

Jerseys are like flowers to men.

And sometimes a woman doesn't even love you, she just knows you're a good man and would hate to see you love someone else the way you loved her

3 out of every 5 Women won’t survive this banter sha

Nothing from my end

I believe there will be a day when You and I will watch Manchester United at Old Trafford .

thank God for the unlimited chances to become a better person

The last time I cuddle with Woman, Ronaldo still dey Juventus..💔😭