Natalie

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Natalie

Natalie

@DucksLikeVodka

I don't like butchering animals and eating dirt or anything. I just like playing with tin foil and stuff. kik: DucksLikeVodka

Lost. Katılım Haziran 2009
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Ian Boothby
Ian Boothby@IanBoothby·
Mark Hammil was such a perfect Joker he even had Arkham hidden right in the middle of his name.
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David Hughes
David Hughes@david8hughes·
[soldier dying in my arms] "Do me one last favour? Give this watch to my son & tell him I love him." "Easy, fella. That's two favours."
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Natalie@DucksLikeVodka·
My phone battery life is at 69% *giggles uncontrollably for the next 76 years*
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CUDDLES
CUDDLES@CuddleYourCat·
Sometimes you forget you have a heart until someone destroys it.
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Good Kyle
Good Kyle@KyleMcDowell86·
If you didn't want me to get your 6 year old nunchucks for his birthday then you should have put "no badass gifts" on the invite
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noog@noog·
Here you go. The nerd’s guide to Batman and Joker. imgur.com/oy5ZfOn
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Natalie@DucksLikeVodka·
How do I tell my vagina that she can't call dibs on the man candy casually strolling through the building?
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Natalie@DucksLikeVodka·
Spider loose in my room. Tried to kill him. Failed. 99.9% sure he intends to eat my face off while I sleep. Pray for my survival people.
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Natalie@DucksLikeVodka·
I am a motherfucking adult. If I want to eat a whole box of poppodoms for breakfast then I darn rooting tooting will.
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Natalie@DucksLikeVodka·
@FuckChrisW Like flies to shit when that words pops up, huh?
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Natalie@DucksLikeVodka·
I don't know why people keep giving me this 'you're difficult' bullshit. I'm a constant fucking delight.
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Natalie@DucksLikeVodka·
@FuckChrisW my baby maker won't be making babies just yet. No, no, no.
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Natalie@DucksLikeVodka·
Life doesn't even bother to lubricate before it's fucks me over anymore. Where's the fucking passion?!
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Natalie@DucksLikeVodka·
@1ElephantsChild She's 42 not 82. Pretty sure she'd beat the shit out of me if I tried.
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