Dude'spissed (Birdsnow)

Megadeth - Peace Sells youtu.be/rdEupVsL07E?si… via @YouTube Megadeth knew before you did

@AntiTrumpCanada @1drcole They can fuck kids though, it has risen, I hate these fucks

Hey “Christ is King” / “Jesus is Lord” Christian MAGA dipshits: Your spiritual leader can’t name a single Bible verse because he’s an atheist who’s been playing you like a fucking fiddle.

Just a reminder for Christian's celebrating Easter this week. Jesus looked like the guy in the first picture - not the second.

HELLYEAH - You Wouldn't Know (Official Video) youtu.be/FkbVHZB6TqY?si… via @YouTube this song , dude, @SaphfireRising

@woofknight Fuck Avengers, gimme some Candy

@chefsevenn I’d try, but that looks like fried turtle, spread those legs yo

WOULD YOU EAT FRIED ALLIGATOR?

@mariana057 Killing in the name of

Songs you DON'T play at a wedding… I’ll start… Unbreak my heart.

Who's the best band of the '70s???

@TracesofTexas Bo fucking Jackson, cuz mufucka never loses

You've got to win ONE game. Which running back are you choosing and why?

@ThatEricAlper 4 quarters and pull a pack of Marlboros before school at the laundry mat across the street? I may be that old

You may be old but are you this old?

Rage Against The Machine - Testify (Official HD Video) youtu.be/Q3dvbM6Pias?si… via @YouTube does no good, they fucking lie..open up your fucking eyes, they fucking lie!

Inagodavina

Nope, you see a rainbow, you’re definitely gay as fuck

Crazy but true...

@ProV1Smile First beer after work…nectar of the Gods

Spitballing top 5 beers 1. Free beer 2. First beer of the weekend 3. AM airport beer 4. Campfire beer 5. Shower beer Taking input. Never afraid of constructive criticism.

@honeymoon250 No clue, 🕵️ just roll dice