Just a Dude Who Invests

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Just a Dude Who Invests

@DudeWhoInvests

Investing, Memes, Shenanigans, & Whatever Is Trending. I don’t know what I’m doing. Kalshi Partner. NOT Financial Advice.

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Just a Dude Who Invests@DudeWhoInvests·27 Şub

PORTFOLIO UPDATE: FEBRUARY 26TH Nothing much in the portfolio has changed tbh. So a short portfolio update here. I have been adding to Amazon $AMZN & $SCHG mostly. Also lightly added to my Netflix $NFLX tracker position and Oscar $OSCR position. I want to make $SCHG the core holding in my portfolio going forward so I will be adding most aggressively to that. Individual stock picking is difficult and I am straying away from it over time. Still mega bullish Amazon $AMZN & Google $GOOGL tho hence the large positions. Bye peeps, see ya in the next update! Btw u can see my live portfolio completely for free on Blossom social, link in the replies.

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Just a Dude Who Invests@DudeWhoInvests·47m

People on Wall Street realizing they’re the next industry to experience mass layoffs…

*Walter Bloomberg@DeItaone

*GOLDMAN PLANS TO START TRIMMING STAFF NEXT MONTH: INSIDER

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Just a Dude Who Invests@DudeWhoInvests·2h

I wonder what could go wrong…

unusual_whales@unusual_whales

BREAKING: The Trump administration is pushing to loosen the capital restrictions put in place after the 2008 financial crisis, per WSJ

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Just a Dude Who Invests@DudeWhoInvests·3h

Life of a Gen Z male: > College degree is worthless > Always in debt > Rent is more than half your paycheck > AI is replacing your job > Never will be able to afford a house > WW3 may start > Impossible to get a girlfriend > Boomers saying “just work harder.” > No time to just enjoy life

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Just a Dude Who Invests@DudeWhoInvests·4h

Can someone tell me why the S&P 500 flipped GREEN for a second today??

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Just a Dude Who Invests@DudeWhoInvests·4h

“And you’re all witnesses.” > Camera shows NO witnesses

Disclose.tv@disclosetv

NOW - Netanyahu: "First of all, I just want to say: I'm alive, and you're all witnesses."

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Just a Dude Who Invests@DudeWhoInvests·5h

GIF

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Japan’s Prime Minister Sanae Takaichi: Only Donald Trump can achieve peace across the world.

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Just a Dude Who Invests@DudeWhoInvests·5h

Costco $COST CEO absolutely SLAMMED a $1.50 hot dog and confirmed the price of the hot dog meal will never change as long as he is CEO. LEGEND. 🔥

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Just a Dude Who Invests@DudeWhoInvests·6h

@RobinhoodApp This is huge for a lot of people

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Robinhood@RobinhoodApp·10h

Get 3.35% APY on cash collateral for all of your options strategies. Interest accrues automatically on your cash collateral while you trade options. No minimum balance required. Gold subscription required $5/month.

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Just a Dude Who Invests@DudeWhoInvests·6h

@HeroDividend Don’t think that is possible 😂

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Dividend Hero@HeroDividend·11h

THE FEAR AND GREEN INDEX HAS JUST TURNED NEGATIVE

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Just a Dude Who Invests@DudeWhoInvests·6h

Stocks are crashing Gold is crashing Silver is crashing Housing is crashing Crypto is crashing Oil has already ran up There’s nowhere to hide. We are just cooked.

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Just a Dude Who Invests@DudeWhoInvests·6h

Don’t get left behind bro.

moon@MoonOverlord

so haha what did you guys build with all those mac minis haha

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Just a Dude Who Invests@DudeWhoInvests·6h

@MorningBrew This is everyone right now

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Morning Brew ☕️@MorningBrew·8h

"Uh huh, sounds great guys. Nothing on my end."

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Just a Dude Who Invests@DudeWhoInvests·6h

Imagine if $META gets into the $500/share range… YEEEEEEESH.

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Just a Dude Who Invests@DudeWhoInvests·7h

Dollars are being sold for 80 cents.

Kalshi@Kalshi

JUST IN: 20% chance Costco raises hot dog prices next year

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Just a Dude Who Invests@DudeWhoInvests·9h

@aleabitoreddit You can’t be serious…

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Serenity@aleabitoreddit·15h

I’m surprised markets aren’t pricing in long term disruption of card networks + interchange like $V and $MA. By $CRCL and $COIN. From Global Markets Head at Circle: "Over the past nine months, AI agents completed 140 million payments with a total transaction volume of 43 million US dollars. Among these, 98.6% were settled in USDC, with an average transaction amount of only 0.31 US dollars." Card networks and % fee payment processors like $PYPL are likely going to be cooked?