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Drunk off half a rum and coke and Newark aiprort
There’s thousands of lantern flies outside the windows, taunting me. They’re toying with me.
Their day of reckoning will come
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Roy Donk on the Colgate Comedy Hour
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Michael | dumb movie and music nerd | he/him
Philly Katılım Aralık 2011
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Just when the football game is over
Another football game rears its ugly head
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@tosh_leef They’re all getting worse and worse. I tried to google something today and the layout of the results nearly gave me an aneurysm
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Should I:
A) Quit
B) Celebrate
C) Eat a gummy and chill
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Todayyyyyyy I met who I’m gonna beeeee
From now onnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnn and he’s a piece of shit
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@JoeyValence Get him on the album bro please
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@knockyourselfXD So hype. My first porter dj set
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What do you mean a box of Frosted Flakes is $7.50?
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I get so excited about watching movies with my family till I remember how they watch movies
20 minutes into Conclave and it’s been paused for an hour and I’m the only one on the couch
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I’m sorry but this is evil
Venom Jake(y)@KeyJay115
They're calling it the most addictive substance since crack cocaine
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They hit me with the Havana Syndrome gun
I woke up with a fever today
Roy Donk on the Colgate Comedy Hour@Duffer00
Mr. President I have received your message to me. I understand what you are asking me to do.
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Danny Brown’s just doing anything these days
Love to see it
I D L E S@idlesband
POP POP POP ft. @xdannyxbrownx. Tomorrow.
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Mr. President I have received your message to me.
I understand what you are asking me to do.
President Biden Archived@POTUS46Archive
Folks, there's an actual bank CEO who named his boat "Overdraft." I can't make this stuff up. It's because, for too long, overdraft fees have been cash cows for big banks. My new rule finally curbs those excessive fees.
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