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CordeliaAns
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CordeliaAns
@DuffieMan
Anselm and Cordelia, successors to Duffie and Desdemona. #scottishfold #cats #kittens
United States Katılım Nisan 2017
36 Takip Edilen15 Takipçiler
Any recommendations of fun places to visit outside in the fall/winter in Virginia/DC/Maryland or surrounding areas? Please share!
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@gayvodka_stan @tayswizl But when I awaken someone else is always missing
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@charliepaps @crocodilethumbs Thank you for your service. Top ranking tweet in this hilarious thread. 😂
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I was going to tweet today but honestly nothing I could write is as funny as this resignation letter someone from work just sent to all 3,000 employees because of a new vaccination requirement
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The global truck driver shortage has not been exaggerated.
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Well this blew up. Nothing to promote, but please read the obituary of my poor late father:
Simon Harley@simonharley
My first published work in years is my father’s obituary in Old Bike Mart. Beyond sad.
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Monday again 😼 #Catlovers #catsoftwitter #catsontwitter #cats #catsoftheday #catlife #gingercats #adoptdontshop #bemoreeric #Monday
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@CheriJacobus Change the world, do sone good. Start with climate change, helping the poor.
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If you had to pay zero taxes like Jeff Bezos, what would you do with the extra money?
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@AlexKoppelman @fmanjoo Truth, about Apple cords being treated with catnip.
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@fmanjoo Almost all the cords in my house are wrapped in something like this amazon.com/Alex-Tech-10ft… or amazon.com/gp/product/B07… and the ones I've forgotten to wrap have teeth marks. Be especially careful with Apple cords, my best guess is they're extruded using catnip.
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getting cats — yay! — but need to do a lot of cat proofing first. as you might imagine my house is cluttered with all kinds of electronic cables and wires. what do techie cat people do about these?
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WHOOPS I FORGOT I HAVE A MILLION FOLLOWERS how's everyone doing STILL A CAT MYSELF
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@ViralCarmichael Did cdc announce this just to incentivize people to get the vaccination? That’s the only possible explanation in my view.
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@nycsouthpaw Using a three minute egg timer (with sand) to time long distance calls so we didn’t run up the bill talking more than 3 minutes. Truth.
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If you were on the phone, other people in the household could just pick up another phone and listen to your conversation or interrupt you. You had no control over this.
DJ Big Jacks@BigJacks
What’s the most random thing from the 80s or 90s you can’t really describe to kids today cuz it just wouldn’t make sense?
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@heatherp85 @nycsouthpaw I thought we still have them? No? Telex machines, now you’re talking.
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@nycsouthpaw Fax machines. My students do not get them at all. Though, I truly sound like a crazy person trying to explain them.
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@arctictony @CaseyNewton I had to look up FLoC. Guess that Preet much describes me. Sad
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@CaseyNewton That's so two weeks ago. In NYC, we're putting in which FLoC cohort we're part of.
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Straight people: are your men also putting vaccine brands in their Tinder profiles or is this unique to my community
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@inviolablevoice Our Boston snow show being out done by NY and everyone else
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@inviolablevoice Oh I am so sorry. In hope he improves, the kittens providing hugs too
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@ShroudSciuridae @nycsouthpaw I have. So much has happened, my little brain cannot retain it all. But Gettysburg? I’m going back into my hole with the groundhog.
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*blinking to clear my eyes* And he’s going to do this... at Gettysburg?
Jeremy Diamond@JDiamond1
News: Trump is expected to join Giuliani in Gettysburg, PA tomorrow where GOP state lawmakers are holding a "hearing" on allegations of fraud in the 2020 election, two sources familiar with the plans tell me. Not on his schedule, but being planned as an unannounced movement
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