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@Super70sSports @ThatSchoolcraft I once met Marge Schott in an back alley Behind the Findlay Open Air Market on Opening day. My Buddy saw her sneaking a Smoke and wanted an autograph. She was very friendly, her body guard was not.

Still generally regarded as Sports Illustrated’s worst swimsuit issue.

If Chuck Norris meets Death and kills him, the rest of us may live forever, But it will be too late for Him. What a Hero

@JLNKShow This is the kind of news I expect you to jump on. I hope the Hospital Survives

@patchingcracks If I win the Lottery I won't say anything but there will be signs.... And maybe even a show in my front yard

Wajahat Ali says: “My family and everyone I know in Pakistan no longer wants to come to America thanks to Trump. Pakistanis are staying home!”

@BunkiePerkins @yasec_life I have been waiting for this Smackdown since 1978!

Finally, someone put international conflict into terms I can understand

@yasec_life Sharp as a Tack!

Dude doesn’t know where he is.

@amypeniston I like 2% or Whole Milk on Cereal. 1/2% for drinking and half and half for sinful gluttony

How many types of milk do you have in your fridge right now? I have 4. Is that weird??

@amypeniston Fairlife! Can't hide money! 🤑

@xxxalt420xxx @Mr_Husky1 No cigs, no smokes, no nutritional value.... Food stamps

@Mr_Husky1 400$

First thought when you see this grocery cart?

@patchingcracks African or European Flamingos?

Anything but the metric system!

@scottmelker Did you buy yours yet?

@patchingcracks Grandpa said hard work is good for the soul, Grandma said that the way to a man's heart is through his stomach

Next week I’m making a smoked brisket and Mac and cheese for the youth group.

I made dinner for the youth group this week. Made pizza dough Monday morning. This morning I rolled out a dozen crusts. Early afternoon I made 3 12 inch Chicago deep dish pizzas. Then I spent the afternoon putting together the rest of the pies. I have leftovers now.

Deep cut! Marco is gonna stand and deliver!

@warrenkluck Preach! Brother!

DVD sales are climbing as Gen-Z continues to embrace physical media. My advice to the youth is to not fall for the promises of an "unrated and totally out of control" version of any comedy. They were very much rated and in control.

@klara_sjo I would love a Lever action 357 and a Maple Long John.

The European mind is struggling to understand this one, I have to admit.

@amypeniston Did you say Pumpernickel?

Sunday = MEAL PREP! What are you making over there? 👀 BEHOLD. My breakfast protein pumpkin pie loaf:

Get her testimony then set her free, in the middle of Midwest with $20 cash and no phone

@Super70sSports Eleventeen

Get the water pitcher, motherfucker, we’re having orange juice tonight.