Hazel Irvine

You don't see the welfare offices burning in Milwaukee!! Yeah, y'all need them. #MilwaukeeUprising #AllLivesMatter

@AndyLee1707 @HookedonFriends tae fuck

@oscar8 @ChelseaFC you're not British anymore!

Hey @FraserNelson - you're a huge cunt.

What did you do to Ulrika Johnson @dujohnleslie? Where did you touch her? Show me.

Help @BBCSport - where has Hazel Irvine gone? Is she doing the snooker or not?

Shit, she could be doing the snooker? Here, @SteveDavisBmore - is Hazel doing the snooker now?

@clarebalding @BeckAdlington - what is Hazel up to these days?

She might be doing the golf now. @hazelirvine - you doing the golf now, hen? It's snowing somewhere you know

Hey @hazelirvinephot - do you present Ski Sunday still? We miss you. Did you join ISIS, or ITV?

Funny, you don't see many Liverpool fans asking for the truth about Heysel. She used to do Ski Sunday, but where is she now? #nywa

I blame time-travelling Juventus fans that went back to avenge Heysel. Officials found Lira and olive oil on pitch.

Neil Lennon out @HibsOfficial

Boris Johnson is now in charge of MI6.

@RiseOfTheKlopp photoshopped

All I've got to say about Hillsborough is this: Photoshopped.

Hail hail to the #Celtic fans. You'll never walk again. #LincolnRedImps

Domestic tip: Sometimes when I'm drying my arse after getting out of the shower I get a wee bit of poo on the towel. Just turn it around.

Would you rather sling one up Colin Montgomerie or Princess Beatrice? #Doppelganger