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@Chulligan09 @llittup @D2Manziel Can’t believe they gave us another Saturday

Let’s have a Saturday @Dukefromaccount @llittup !! Btw shrink @D2Manziel Cheers -Goose

Softball is the most bullshit sport- but ball at the bar is unmatched

Always leaving a like on the last reel of the doomscroll as a sign of respect

If you don’t like uncle Kracker fuck you

I am probably the most hungover person on planet earth right now

2012 Gru highlights

Threw on Whitney Houston’s national anthem pre jerk sesh today. Idk… cbtm #freedom

Everything I’ve ever drank for has lead up to this moment #dragonsandtitties

@ArtDick41 Can’t have fun these days 🤦

@Dukefromaccount Bear Jew this is stolen valor. What the fuck

Feeling dangerous tonight… #fatbitchfriday

How tf I’m feeling tnt

2017 Didi Gregorious was a fuckingggg problem; MAN AM I BUZZIN

Is it crazy to say I like the one piece swimsuit better than the two peace?

Y’all ever stop halfway through a poop to take a timeout and wipe because you ate Arby’s and are getting WAY more than you bargained for

Just watched all of high school musical 3, what the fuck, no sex scenes between Troy and Gabriella. #donotwasteyourtime

Today’s agenda: - dribble with my head up - Just throw strikes out there - Look the safety off - Stick to my game

Do you’re worst, anyone can venmo their way out of anything

If you like bad football, tune into the gopher-Wisconsin game, TRUST ME

@llittup @Chulligan09 Takes a man to call out the bear jew, 15 miles will be done. Best in your travels Louis.

@Chulligan09 Goose, Everyone knows Fermi was a pump and dump, you never put a ring on one like that! Still getting over the Eddie Fitz back in 75’, hoping @Dukefromaccount can swim the last 15 miles back to shore this weekend in the windy city. #chicagoisntreadyforfireman Cheers, Louis

You can safely enjoy on TV from the comfort of your couch the spaceship that is about to launch on October 1st… I will be putting my helmet, suit and oxygen tank on as I head to the moon with Fermi. #buybuybuy @Chulligan09

The second a bitch settles down and makes me banana bread is the second I go to Kay and buy a rock #simplegame #simpleprizes