Dumb Agent Theory

@RussHickson @RepRashida Always fascinating the way you use this pretzel logic to justify your tribalist views. Your side is never wrong. It's always illegals, lesbians, or "woke libtards", right?

@RepRashida Illegal immigrants are the ones crapping in the fields where our produce is grown.

President Trump slashed the CDC’s budget, including the program that tracks & prevents infectious diseases. Now, people are paying the consequences. Over 5,000 Michiganders have contracted cyclosporiasis, a parasitic infection that’s spread nationwide. We’re demanding answers.

@holdyourwinners @Noahpinion Not if the counterparties did worse. This is just honest reporting rather than forced tribalism

@Noahpinion This is a good take, but until you start supporting the counterparties in actual elections you are with him in the room

Of all the days he spent raping the kid, which one does Tim Walz technically think was the worst?

@Jason @TVietor08 Well, you misread the email, jumped to a conclusion, and badmouthed her online rather than double-check anything.

@TVietor08 Just misread the email and apologized

Ouch - @Jason caught in a dumb, embarrassing lie here

@sethweathers You realize those could all be tourists who traveled here to enjoy visiting and learning about America in their free time? Or you are against the tourism industry?

I’m at Longhorn Steakhouse in Johns Creek, Georgia. We’re sitting at the tables in the bar section. We’re the only guests in this section communicating in English. I will never forgive the people who did this to us.

Today I learned: Taiwan has a higher GDP per capita (PPP) than the United States, at approximately $98,051 compared to the United States' $94,430.

@jacobhateslibs @HistoryBoomer US companies used to open factories in Taiwan and Korea, since the US was a knowledge economy and had advanced from a manufacturing economy. Now Taiwanese & Korean companies are happily opening factories in the US. Try going to those countries and tell me which is more advanced.

@HistoryBoomer Tariffs hurt the economy in the very short run. Long-term tariffs that force manufacturing back to the American soil helped the economy. Trump absolutely got fucked in 2020. Biden was a vegetable..

Trump lost fair and square in 2020. Only women can get pregnant. The Trump assassination attempts were real. Mitch McConnell is alive. Michelle Obama is not a man. Barack Obama is a citizen. America is less racist than most countries. Police stop crime. Tariffs hurt the economy.

@JuanmaJimenezN1 @chellivia @washingtonpost This is the same in Italy. I think since the 2003 heatwave Southern Europe has been more open to AC. Northern Europe is just realizing that now.

@chellivia @washingtonpost In Spain (Europe) we have AC in all places (home, train, tube,office, hospital..). Specially in the south. In cities like Sevilla or Córdoba it's impossible to live without AC

My latest in the @washingtonpost, on Europe's refusal to move on from the dark ages before air conditioning. Europe has it wrong. AC is not a luxury, it is a necessity.

@BanilowMary @JBoatwater @WalshFreedom @Grok was he here legally?

ICE killed a 26-year-old Colombian man in Biddeford, Maine. He was legally authorized to work in the U.S. and had a Social Security number. His wife and 3-year-old daughter were in the car when ICE fired at least five shots into the vehicle. He was not the person ICE was looking for. An eyewitness says an SUV struck his vehicle before the shooting and heard him say, “I tried to stop.” The ICE agents involved were not wearing body cameras. PAXIS.app highlights a simple reality: when masked, unidentified people in unmarked vehicles try to ram you off the road, it can be extraordinarily difficult to know who they are or how to comply. That is why identification, body cameras, transparency and accountability matter. Without them, this is not legitimate law enforcement. It is fascism. Help people prepare for ICE encounters and deal with the aftermath: GoFundMe.com/PAXIS

@axeman4ty @zslayback Interesting that you think people who traveled from other countries are the "poors" who should be priced out.

@zslayback Charging for things is good. That’s how you keep the poors (who have bad manners) out.

I went to Yosemite last year, and let me tell you, it should be 30x, not 3x.

@AllegedlyDrew Heat related deaths happen in the US as well and have been increasing over the years.

When it’s 105 degrees Europeans die of heat stroke. When it’s 105 degrees Americans down a 6pack and mow the lawn shirtless. We are not the same.

@Aristotle7777 Because men’s purpose was not to participate and be fathers and contribute

The reason the fertility rate is so low is because women’s purpose used to be to have children and be mothers and wives, now their priority is to have a career and make money instead.

@MeghanEMurphy Meet more men

Why have I never in my life heard of a man with "chronic fatigue," "fibromyalgia," or "long covid"? Obviously I know the answer to this question I'm just making a point.

@TheHayride Scott has never played 90 minutes of soccer

The reason soccer is "the world's most popular sport" is that it's the cheapest one. All you need is a ball. That burned out car over there is one goal and that dumpster over there is the other. You don't need any equipment. You don't even need shoes. Kids with no hands can play soccer. Most of the best players seem to be from Third World countries where they live in mudhuts and wear Atlanta Falcons Super Bowl Champions shirts every day. Stop talking to me about what a beautiful, sophisticated game it is. It isn't. Yes, there are plays. There are plays in every sport. But football, basketball and baseball are far, far more sophisticated and require greater skill and athleticism than soccer, and you people sound like idiots trying to claim otherwise.

@KarolineGosling Yup. All the women got together and decided to make this exact change. It was a huge and complex plan.

Women used to be pretty, petite and quiet. Now most women are masculine, fat and unbearably loud and annoying.

@TradAdvocate For every 25 year old woman celebrating the Tradwife life there is at least one 50 year old woman who has been abandoned by her husband, or frustrated by a lack of intellectual stimulation, or treated as lesser and never asked for her opinion.

@DumbAgent Why do you say that?

I'm not a dude rage baiting, I'm a woman who did what young women are told to do. I spent my late teens and early 20s in college. I didn't think about marriage until I was about 25. I got married in my late 20s. And now that I'm a housewife I feel like my whole young adult life was a waste of time. I could have gotten married at 18 and had way more energy to keep up with my kids, and more time to spread out having kids while still being able to have the big family I want.

@StephenM This is exactly how childbirth, docking rights, and international waters all work!

If you believe a foreign government can sail a hospital ship to the edge of US territorial waters, deliver a hundred babies to foreign moms, then promptly sail back to a foreign port, and that every one of those babies is American for life, you don’t believe in nationhood at all.

@John_R_Shepard @mysteriouskat Then I'd like to hear your explanation as to how these were different

@DumbAgent @mysteriouskat Nope.

I really find it wild when certain people call me a communist because they disagree on some particular thing with me. Words have no meaning to those people, except as a tool to weaponize. For the record, asking people (not forcing) to set AC at 78f during a heat wave is not communist. Unless Texas is a comminist state too.

@John_R_Shepard @mysteriouskat You're really threading the needle there making that logic work

@mysteriouskat If I tell you to do something, I'm not asking you to do it. Given that everything government does is by force, when someone in government "asks" people to do something, it's not a request but an order unless it's made clear that it is. At best, his statement was ambiguous.

@APBear76 No. Because the constitution also protects private property.

Hey liberals, I’ve got a question for you. If someone broke into your house, then had a baby in that house, would that baby then have the right to live at your house for the foreseeable future?