DumbButThinking

3 AM Planning 8 AM Excuses

@ClownWorld He didn’t fix the beef, he doubled the damage.😭 Now it’s a crime series, not a meal. 😩

Got roasted online for his beef being dry, so he made another one to redeem himself… but it’s still looking kinda questionable. Is this better or still dry? 👀

@DudespostingWs When Spotify plays country and your personality obeys.

I know he makes a mean brisket

@HumansNoContext Got hit… but at least it wasn’t Pepsi.

Imagine sitting in your house and chilling when a bottle of coca cola comes flying and hits you

@Hoopss Hmm... Big bad... But I want to know how things are in DOWN TOWN.

“How bad is North Carolina”

@alphafox The guy who trusted her brain.

Who’s to blame here?

@Hoopss Aura kept falling.

Handles.

@InternetH0F My future is less stable than those bottles..💔

average video worthy of a guinness world record in 2016

@NoContextHumans They asked for folding… he delivered a masterpiece. 😭😭

Whoever folded these deserve a raise

@ClownWorld Bought today, destroyed today. No attachment issues. 😊

Just got the car and wrecked it immediately… wow 😭

@TheFigen_ Yeah!! Complain to him... Give my account a boost... The account is hungry. Feed it.

Dear Elon, the only problem is that everyone lost motivation because our followers weren't seeing our posts. This way, nobody can grow their account either. So none of us want to share a post. I'm saying this as someone with 10 years of experience in social media. When our followers start seeing our posts again, everyone will regain their motivation.

@HumansNoContext At the age of 47, my reaction is still the same, but silent....

When I’m laying in bed on my phone and it falls on my face

@myra_fleener @NoContextHumans No way!! Is he really 26? Bro is living in the future age.

@DumbButThinking @NoContextHumans He's actually 26.

Imagine being this much of a seasoned smoker😭🚬

@elonmusk @diana_dukic The algorithm is acting strangely. Boost me; my account has no engagement, and people are not paying attention. I am poor guy.... Like this I am going to remain poor... Push my account....

@diana_dukic What needs to be better?

Went from scrolling 24/7 to not even wanting to log in. X just hasn’t been hitting the same lately.

@musicaltiger25 @Hoopss So you’re 50% convinced by my brilliance, huh? 🤗

@DumbButThinking @Hoopss Most of the time it is, with most possible partners. But not all. Some it’s much better

What are you convinced people are just pretending to enjoy?

@Firefist08 @HumansNoContext Humans can plant banana trees intentionally anywhere, so they can also have them for free, and from the forest too.

@DumbButThinking @HumansNoContext Buuut, they will get the banana for free, sure, not everytime they wanted it, but still...

@DudespostingWs I know the moment the car crashes… the driver grabs the camera. Cameraman never dies.

Throwback to this insane Mitsubishi Evo crash and the roll cage protected the driver

@ChaggieSimp42 @HumansNoContext Friends?

@DumbButThinking @HumansNoContext Uuuuuh... Alright?

@ClownWorld That's me, but in this sense: Typing energy ≠ speaking energy

People on social media vs when they see you in real life 😭

@pubity Elon Musk doesn’t need ads. People do it for him. For free. 🔥🔥

In 2025, electric vehicles saved an estimated 2.3 million barrels of oil per day from being used compared to if those were gas vehicles. Electric cars are starting to have a huge impact on saving the planet.