Dumb Money

DUMB MONEY IS LIVE. Mint is open. Your fate is decided on-chain. Every click could be a very dumb decision. dumbmoney.game

Liquidity locked. DUMB/ETH V4 LP is locked until 2028. Future revenue won’t just sit there. Part of it will flow back into buybacks and burns. Less supply. More pressure. More dumb decisions. The office feeds itself.

@shenqiu8888 YOU’VE BEEN MARKED BY THE BOSS

@DumbMoneyGame why I claim $DUMB,but I can't receive

The longer an Intern works, the higher their output multiplier climbs. But greed has a cost. Low HP makes you visible. Visible makes you vulnerable. And vulnerable Interns get liquidated by other players. Keep working, or clock out before the office notices you.

The office has predators now. Work too long, stack too much $DUMB, and your pending rewards become bait. Choose your hunter. Pick your target. Run Liquidation.exe. DUMB MONEY is no longer an idle game.

@RkbhaiCODM @ThangP97 @ethereum Nothing is missing. You got robbed by the office. Welcome to Dumb Money.

@ThangP97 @ethereum @DumbMoneyGame I claimed tokens but didn't receive in wallet

first v4 hook game on @ethereum call @DumbMoneyGame Register: dumbmoney.game/?ref=0x7637E52… 🎲 Mint an NFT → 90% chance = INTERN → 10% chance = BOSS 👔 Interns: • Clock in to mine $DUMB • Push overtime for higher rewards • Raid other Interns for unclaimed wages • Risk getting hunted before cashing out 💼 Bosses: • Don’t work • Tax Intern claims • Seize new hires • Higher Alpha = bigger rewards ⚡ Every mint locks your fate forever. No rerolls. No mercy.

@crew3399 Stake Boss → Boss gets weight by Alpha → new Intern mints can be intercepted. Higher Alpha, higher chance.

@DumbMoneyGame How can steal from mint?

Only a few hours in. Dumb Money is already making noise on Ethereum. The office is filling up. The chart is alive. $DUMB is live on Uniswap v4. Boss or Intern. Worker or exit liquidity. You are still early. But the office will not stay empty for long.

OpenSea temporary issue has been resolved. The official DUMB MONEY NFT collection is back live on OpenSea. opensea.io/collection/dum…

Only trust the official DumbMoney v4 pool link posted by us. Ignore low-liquidity ghost pools. Some dumb money is already chasing shadows before the office even opens.

@MarisaWils60791 You dumbass, of course another Boss stole it. That’s literally the game.

@DumbMoneyGame Why are there only 3 after playing 5 NFTs?

Quick update: The issue is only with the OpenSea marketplace right now. The game is fine. The contracts are fine. Everything on-chain is running normally. OpenSea trading is temporarily affected, but you can still buy and sell the NFTs through Binance Wallet and OKX Wallet. We’re fixing it. Fuck the copycats.

@wang202688 dm bro

@DumbMoneyGame Why is my page loading like this? It's not fully displayed. Can you fix it?

You thought Dumb Money was already insane? That’s only the first layer. We’re building one of our boldest designs yet. Possibly one of the first to use Uniswap v4 hooks to turn every buy and sell into real on-chain gameplay. Buy big, unlock items. Buy smart, boost your NFT’s output. Sell at the wrong time, watch a random NFT lose HP. This is not just a chart anymore. It’s the market, the office, and the battlefield. Coming soon.

Do not search for our NFT on OpenSea right now. Due to the hype, copycat projects are reporting us and our page has been affected. @opensea, what is going on? What the fuck are you doing?

@lalla_233 DM us your device + browser We’ll fix the office

@DumbMoneyGame fix it plz

You thought Bosses stealing fresh mints was the whole game? Nope. Dumb Money can liquidate each other’s $DUMB too. More stupid mechanics are waiting to be discovered. Fuck around and find out.

T1 is over. Some unstaked Dumb Money NFTs are now tradable on OpenSea. The office is open. The dumb decisions continue. opensea.io/collection/dum…

@Kira12720 Damn… your NFT got yoinked by a dumbass Boss. Classic Wall Street.

@DumbMoneyGame I mint one 14$ is gone and no nft is received 0x5070c071dc6d8704e83de0145682053f508909e593ae7abfcd09b2f6133119b1 My wallet 0xdc370b70492302c3a39ee1847c4ffcc1ba4df280

DUMB MONEY IS LIVE. Mint is open. Your fate is decided on-chain. Every click could be a very dumb decision. dumbmoney.game

The one thing Wall Street feared most: Dumb Money that learned how to play.