Dumb Quotes

How are you?

Meeting your bfs dad for the first time like: "Good evening sir, how are you?" vs meeting him for the 2nd time "Choke me daddy"

Me: Get on my level!!! ayyyee!!! Mom: That's a long drop.

what video games have taught me

Girl said sewerside survivor

When you sent a message about the school project due tomorrow in the group chat and no one replies.

Eminem actually wrote that rap. #TheInterview

I win $1 in the #Powerball when the McDonald's dollar menu is no more... smh.

So close!!!!!!!! Fml.

People be sayin 2015 sucked but forgetting Star Wars came out....

@MattyBRaps @CarissaAdeeXO is this Chucky and the Bride???