Nick Wright the Parasite

@ColinCowherd Proud of you for watching a Celtics game for the first time this year. Big step for you. Tatum was good down the stretch so this is what you tweet - nice little act you got going here

@SidelineFilmz He’s not clutch tho @getnickwright @colincowherd

Is this good?

@statmuse @getnickwright great graphics for your show on Monday @kevinwildes

The only players with: — 3,000+ PTS — 1,000+ REB — 500+ AST in the playoffs in their first ten seasons.

@jailcritic @HoopsReference Simmons made multiple all stars and All NBA, Tobias was one of the highest paid players ITL, and horford is as good of a role player as you’ll find in the NBA

@DumbWright @HoopsReference You snuck in Simmons, Horford and Tobias 😂😂😂😂

1/14 and only down 2, a luxury only Jayson Tatum is afforded 😭

@PHLSixersNation I completely agree. But it’s Mostly for the reason that he’s never sniffed the ECF right?

This post is hilarious for a number of reasons

@lissmx14 Not crazy at all, he is the pick

I might be crazy but you give me one in a Game 7 I might take D Mitch

@OnyxOdds @kevinwildes you’re a bitch and so is @getnickwright

Most active playoff double-doubles: 145 - LeBron James (41 years old) 71 - Nikola Jokic (31 years old) 61 - Draymond Green (36 years old) 57 - Giannis Antetokounmpo (31 years old) 55 - Jayson Tatum (28 years old)

@NIKNBAYT @colincowherd @getnickwright 11 months off an Achilles btw

Jayson Tatum's defense vs 76ers Incredible iso and help defense

@lissmx14 Another graphic for you @getnickwright. A lot of options for you if you really are a “Tatum guy” now

Most 25-point playoff games age 28 or younger: LeBron (90) KD (80) Kobe (63) MJ (60) Shaq (59) Tatum (59)

@realapp So many graphics for @getnickwright to use on his show. He’ll probably do none of them

Jayson Tatum is the youngest player in NBA playoff history to reach 2,500 PTS & 1,000 REB.

@realapp Bet you don’t put this graphic on your show pussy @getnickwright

Only 5 players in NBA HISTORY have more 25/10/5 playoff games than Jayson Tatum 🤯

@joelvmoran Shut up pussy

I’ve already made it clear that anything that Jayson Tatum does this season is a bonus. The competitor in him couldn’t take a year off. His determination to get back speaks volumes. 25-11-7 in his first playoff game back from an Achilles. Nothing but respect.

@OptaSTATS @lissmx14 @getnickwright pussy

Jayson Tatum has averaged at least 25.0 PPG in each of the past six postseasons. Only five players in NBA history have done so in at least seven straight postseasons: Michael Jordan, Shaquille O’Neal, James Harden, LeBron James and George Gervin.

@DuragRiv @JoshuaFlynn87 Why you exposing yourself like this? Not good for the brand tbh

@JoshuaFlynn87 Dat shit isnt flying in 2026

Paul George would smoke him.

@Tuff__Crowd He won’t be on either defensive team lmao, horrible take

Jaylen Brown Finished Top 5 in scoring Will be All NBA 1st Team Will be All Defense 1st Team This is a “Gold” Two-Way Player.

@SbondyNBA You’re a faggot

It's commendable that Jayson Tatum pushed to return this season. You don't get that commitment to playing as often now in the NBA. However, miss me with the idea that returning to MSG is some traumatic experience. He tore a ligament. Do we need a memorial on the court?

@John_Zannis Disgusting Tatum game. It’s still early - but really bad

Derrick White not beating the allegations. Gotta shoot it better man.

@John_Zannis He’s gonna be a problem for us come playoff time

Vucevic borderline unplayable.

@getnickwright @kevinwildes You’re lying to yourself saying Bears

@kevinwildes Chiefs, Bills, Rams, Eagles, Bears

rules: 1. you wager your life savings (or whatever - just trying to reduce fave team bias) 2. you get to pick 5 NFL teams 3. you have a five year window 4. if one team wins the SB - you 10X your money What teams are you choosing?

@Utdwavee @JoelOfori8 Get Luka the fuck outta the top 5

@JoelOfori8 Tatum definitely has an argument over Bron for sure but the finals mvp gave him an edge honestly

Top 10 players of the 2020s so far 1. Nikola Jokic 2. Giannis Antetoukounmpo 3. SGA 4. Stephen Curry 5. Luka Doncic 6. LeBron James 7. Jayson Tatum 8. Joel Embiid 9. Devin Booker 10. Donovan Mitchell What would you change?