Ser Duncan the Tall

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Ser Duncan the Tall

Ser Duncan the Tall

@DunkTheLunk

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Ser Duncan the Tall
Ser Duncan the Tall@DunkTheLunk·
Egg always celebrated new years by recycling his pizza boxes. Yet one year the Romanians still found him. They were a remarkably resourceful sort.
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Egg was a man like any other. At least according to Jordan Peterson.
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“We need to get Westeros back to work. The cure cannot be worse than the disease.” - Egg, on whether his royal attendants should be given time to feed the castle fires to stave off frostbite.
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I’ll be damned if I wash my hands, coronavirus or no coronavirus.
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I am the true soul of Egg trapped in this body. Trapped in his body is my soul. That is why he has always behaved like me and I have always behaved like him.
Ser Jaemes, Knight of the Broken Heart@KOfTheBH

@DunkTheLunk I was more referring to your parental origins and the like that your life truly is...Arlan was not who he said he was...and you are not who you believe you are.

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Egg used to masturbate in front of Harvey Weinstein without Harvey’s permission.
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Trump made you who you are. Trump made me who I am.
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In Westeros, Egg always used to wish all the mother's a happy mother's day, even the fat ones.
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Follower, you may be comforted by the knowledge that my greatest tweets are yet to come.
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So my Tinder profile is "Prepare for the best Knight of your life."
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Egg always said how he wanted to make Westeros great again. He spelt it "gr8" so we knew he meant business.
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