Dunkin’ DAOnuts (🍩,🍩)

Them: “Name a few use cases for web3” Web3 bros:

BREAKING: President Trump just signed an executive order to establish a “Strategic Bitcoin Reserve” The reserve will be capitalized with Bitcoin owned by the federal government that was forfeited as part of criminal or civil asset forfeiture proceedings

When your friend is driving 110 MPH and starts saying “I was a millionaire last month brooooo. I should’ve taken profits instead of posting screenshots of my Phantom wallet”

Every time

Enron is either going to make a legendary comeback to the S&P 500 or launch a billion dollar memecoin

Nephew wasn’t too thrilled about 1,000 $HAWKTUAH tokens for Christmas

Hedge fund managers will raise billions and hire teams of Ivy League grads just to underperform degen 14 year olds trading Fartcoin in their mom’s basements

@litcapital Number go up

What the fuck is going on with Bitcoin

Number 4 is clearly wrong. The ladies LOVE that

BREAKING: The UAE announced that it will eliminate taxes on all crypto transactions 🇦🇪

Sounds about right

This is insane

@_Mnooper @pikacap Where would you go?

@pikacap what kind of ameican would choose to stay in fucking america

Who in their right minds would willingly move to Baltimore

@CryptoKaleo @DunkinDAOnuts

NFT bros are down catastrophic. No bitches, no money, no dance moves 😭😭😭😭

Nobody: Crypto bros on Valentine’s Day: “Hey man, are you going to Solana Hack Day today?”