Durf “The Peanut Butter Falcon” Cleatus

I need the Braves to get a bullpen

@HugoGoldenbloom @BigTay667 Bro get out of here you hornball

@BigTay667 Are you looking for interns ?

A man is not a real man if he doesn’t eat pussy

@BigTay667 Degenerate activities

Found edibles in my cousin’s bag and I just took a mystery amout, let’s see how this goes 😊

This will probably get lost in the comments but sometimes when I’m home alone I like to go into the garden cover myself in dirt and pretend I’m a carrot.

Bron to the Hawks confirmed

@kittyy4pres @BigTay667 Shut up bro

@BigTay667 RASPBERRY

#mutualmonday i will assign you a produce item ✅

Why do women say everything they do is a side quest like going to eat and then going to the gas station isn’t a side quest

I feel like when doctors give birth to a massive baby they should take a pic with it like a fish I feel like that’s not a crazy take

@BigTay667 Imagine being sensitive about your twitter

Does everyone just hate me now or what

I think I’m the final boss of loneliness

Trying to find a gf is like fishing. You cast 40,000 times and you hope one bites

Playing around in the calculator app some of these numbers are huge

When are the Braves gonna lock in and win a game

@getgriddyong ready to fish Thursday on the pacific with you buddy

Disneyland is crazy

God is great! Doesn’t get any better than that. If you’re going through something I hope you know God is with you and won’t forsake you. He loves you! Call on him and be resilient in prayer!

I love fishing

Hawks might have cooked last night

Can’t believe the Hawks got a pg we might actually win 48 games this year and win 3 games in the playoffs

@getgriddyong Expected

@Durfboi And they’ve just gone and done it

Back 2 back walks 😭😂✌️ Crine